You are bent over a barrel. There is a man with a leather gimp mask with a 15" strap-on. No lube.
Say it with me......"I stand by my principles"
He shoves it in.
Say it again......."I stand by my principles"
He puts on a BIGGER one.
Say it again......"I stand by my principles"
Irreparable damage has been done. Things are wrecked. If Larry Hogan were elected, it would be nowhere near as bad.
As you empty your colostomy bag, I hope "I stood by my principles" is enough consolation to account for all you have lost to Jealous.
Say it with me......"I stand by my principles"
He shoves it in.
Say it again......."I stand by my principles"
He puts on a BIGGER one.
Say it again......"I stand by my principles"
Irreparable damage has been done. Things are wrecked. If Larry Hogan were elected, it would be nowhere near as bad.
As you empty your colostomy bag, I hope "I stood by my principles" is enough consolation to account for all you have lost to Jealous.