MudPuppy
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- Jul 20, 2012
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Another 1911 owner and lover. I keep it simple though, GI Springfield much like the one I was issued, except this one actually hits paper more often than not.
Too many 1911s ain't enough fer me. I doubt my collection would impress Lou but they're all quality firearms.
There ain't nuttin' wong wiffa' bunch'a qwal'tee nint'n 'levens
If the attatchment posts here ^^^, to my customers, please don't sell your garment to buy one. Last year I had a customer (won't mention who it is other than he is a member on here and jus' lives up the hill from the shop) sell his garment in order to afford the purchase of a Springer Operator. It wasn't unusual to see this person running down the hill past the bowling alley (Center St) while only donning a bathrobe (stolen from Motel 8) and his wife's pink fluffy bunny slippers almost every time the UPS truck pulls up in front of Shooters Discount. One of those times he arrived in his rather unusual fashion, thoughbeit normal for him, to discover we jus' received an order of Springer Operators. Money was a bit tight for him at that moment so he wisked away to return just moments later with enough money to make the purchase. However, when he returned, it immediately became quite evident that something was missing, I mean REALLY MISSING. The bathrobe that he WAS wearing was no longer present. He jus' walked in the shop wearing nothing more than his wife's pink fuzzy bunny slippers and a small bag that previously contained frozen peas taped to his nether region (to keep the swelling down from his newly acquired "C342A" tattoo) while carrying his driver's license and piggy bank. Yep, he sold his garment to buy a gun. I almost became unglued as I was laughing so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks. While we were doing the paperwork for his new purchase, his wife strolled in. She was able to track his whereabouts by the trail of frozen peas that were falling out of the frozen pea bag that he hadn't realized a small hole had formed. She was so mad at him that she ultimately cooked the peas and gun together causing a pea green finish on the gun. Once we completed the paperwork and payment process, she ushered him home all the while hollering that the pink fuzzy bunny slippers were for her and the rainbow colored fuzzy "my li'l pony" slippers was his.
In summary, don't take the posted pic/verse literally.
Where do you swipe his credit card?
Where did stash his cash on the way to your place? Hmmm...
I was surprised when my wife was first offered a chance to shoot a 1911. I figured she would refuse because it was bigger than anything she had fired before. But she took it, fired 7 rounds then looked at me with an ear to ear grin! It was that "I want one" look. She got one, a SS Colt Gold Cup. She shoots it better than any of her Glock's.
My pride and joy is a Spri... uh, er, a 1911. Yep, just a plain old 1911.
I hear he misses that bath robe.
But ya' still have your wife's pink fuzzy bunny slippers to wear, well, at least when she's not home.
Welcome to the forum. There's a guy here named Lou who've I've heard has a 1911 or two.
Welcome to the forum. There's a guy here named Lou who've I've heard has a 1911 or two.
Rumors... Just nasty rumors. He is more likely the Glock Miester.
Hello and welcome!
I'm not much of a 1911 fan, don't get me wrong, they can be awesome guns and I enjoy shooting them from time to time.
You'll enjoy some of the "water cooler" threads, but you posted this in the right spot.
At Berwyn we have a contest a few times a year; 9mm vs .45. Most if not all of the .45 guys shoot 1911's. Last year was the first time I participated and the first time the 9mm guys beat the .45 guys! It's a simple marksmanship format, I'd like to think I helped.