Pushrod
Master Blaster
Coming onto base I was randomly flagged for a vehicle search. My wife regularly uses my car and keeps a small canister of pepper spray in the center console. So security is tearing apart the inside of my car while they have me and my boss (who had went to lunch with me) standing off to the side and they find the pepper spray. I had honestly forgotten it was even in there when they held it up like a prized treasure. It was like they found a bomb. They made a call on the radio and base security vehicles come flying in with lights and sirens going. I thought 'Oh shit, I'm going to get butt raped over this!' I knew they were legal in Maryland but wasn't so sure on a DOD installation.
Anyway, to make a long story short, they had the duty OOD come down. He took one look at the little canister of spray, looked googley-eyed at the base security and base police, apologized to me for any inconvenience, handed me the spray and sent us on our way.
I was sweating bullets up until that point as I wasn't sure if they would consider that a prohibited weapon. Obviously they don't, but it showed me how easily a person could get caught up in the criminal justice system without any criminal intent.
Anyway, to make a long story short, they had the duty OOD come down. He took one look at the little canister of spray, looked googley-eyed at the base security and base police, apologized to me for any inconvenience, handed me the spray and sent us on our way.
I was sweating bullets up until that point as I wasn't sure if they would consider that a prohibited weapon. Obviously they don't, but it showed me how easily a person could get caught up in the criminal justice system without any criminal intent.