In an emergency, how quickly can you have a loaded firearm in your hands?

[Blaster229]

you left out the masturbation

You're right. I meant to add stump grinding after the chopping wood part.

 

[johnlax38]

you left out the masturbation

 

[redhawk_hj]

Depends where I am. Most of the time I'm screwed because Maryland will not issue a permit for emergencies. At home, after being awoken, I can have it in my hand in less than 10 seconds.

I voted I'm screwed.

this

 

[Mooseman]

Add this to your list.

-you're asleep out in the woods in a hammock after chopping wood all day
-you're wearing only silky running shorts and flip flops
-there's poison ivy everywhere and you run into your house
-stop and get a drink of cool water before running upstairs
-help your kid finish some common core math homework
And then........
Unlock your gun,load those magazines with 25HP? Ammo, go change the oil in your car
-and then hear a crash.

It depends. Did I stub my toe while running into the house?

 

[Traveler]

You guys make me laugh. I appreciate that. I feel like I should pay a cover charge for this comedy club.

 

[tony b]

depends where? i can get to one of my tools in under a minute from anywhere on the property

 

[Blaster229]

It depends. Did I stub my toe while running into the house?

No, but you did run into a spiderweb and started flailing your arms like a sissy as the neighbors watched.

 

[Mooseman]

No, but you did run into a spiderweb and started flailing your arms like a sissy as the neighbors watched.

Damn it, that would really slow me down.

 

[Traveler]

No, but you did run into a spiderweb and started flailing your arms like a sissy as the neighbors watched.

Ouch, man card pulled.

 

[ShallNotInfringe]

After finishing helping the kid with common core homework??? That crash will never happen!

That stuff is pure evil. I can't even figure that math out with a degree in it. Who the hell adds like that????

 

[Traveler]

After finishing helping the kid with common core homework??? That crash will never happen!

That stuff is pure evil. I can't even figure that math out with a degree in it. Who the hell adds like that????

Politicians ... you know ... morons.

 

[Blaster229]

Damn it, that would really slow me down.

I went through one this morning walking the dog. You would have though I walked into a swarm of bees. Crying like a transvestite at a Barbra Streisand concert I tell ya.

 

[Jasen]

One minute. I keep a firearm on each floor.

 

[protegeV]

Here are some ideas to help get that time down

http://www.thegunsman.com/2014/03/19-creative-hidden-gun-safe-ideas-your-home/

 

[A1Uni]

Everybody in my house has different *firearm acquisition times. The number of persons and their respective times is classified.

Curious, drop by and try to get in, with a stopwatch in hand of course.

*Belt-fed devices usually add a few seconds to any shooter's time.

 

[ThawMyTongue]

Everybody in my house has different *firearm acquisition times. The number of persons and their respective times is classified.

Curious, drop by and try to get in, with a stopwatch in hand of course.

*Belt-fed devices usually add a few seconds to any shooter's time.

But they make up for it with volume...

 

[Traveler]

I went through one this morning walking the dog. You would have though I walked into a swarm of bees. Crying like a transvestite at a Barbra Streisand concert I tell ya.

At least your bathroom options will be improved come October 1st.

 

[dist1646]

5 seconds or less. Just timed it from the farthest point to farthest point in the house. I didn't use common core when going up the steps though, does that count?

 

[Traveler]

5 seconds or less. Just timed it from the farthest point to farthest point in the house. I didn't use common core when going up the steps though, does that count?

You and your white privilege.

 

[Second Amendment]

It's concerning that there are 19 people that answered the poll that are within 5 minutes of obtaining a SD firearm or are "screwed".