These Are The 13 Rules Of Gunfighting Everyone Should Know

[Semper Noctem]

I believe the rules may cause some questions from the antis by the way we say it but they are truisms (minus E,H, and L)
A - is the most likely way we will lose our personal protection tool
B - wouldn't you? (judge by 12)
C- don't they (self protection)
D - good situational awareness ( arm length distance)
E - yeah this one, not so funny
F- could be said differently but you life expectancy is the time between the 911 call and the time the police arrive
G - a definite truism; a win is a must
H- scratch this one
I- true
J- defiantly agree with this one
K- kinda funny
L- scratch this one too
M- hopefully you can
And a more Suitable quote from Thomas Jefferson:

"As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives [only] moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun, therefore, be the constant companion to your walks."

-- Thomas Jefferson, writing to his teenaged nephew.

What you think?

Well played.

 

[ContinualHarvest]

I know this post was for a bit of comic relief, but some of the commenters saying "more guns = more crime" don't realize that we have over 200 million firearms in this country and a very small percentage of those are ever used in the commission of a crime.
If a criminal wants to hurt you, they will use whatever tool or object in hand.

 

[huesmann]

Corollary to G: if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.