Welcome from Mount Airy, again.
Lots of deer in central MD. Here's some 3 blocks from downtown Mount Airy (about 300' from Shooter's Discount). Unfortunately, you can't discharge a firearm in the city limits unless you're defending your home. I just haven't figured out how to get the deer to attack me yet.
Just lace your bullets with PCP.
When the authorities arrive, you point to the deer and yell, "He was on PCP!"*
*Props to George Carlin.