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The Scary Looking Clothing Act of 2013
Summary: A "feel good" bill to criminalize scaring the sheeple by ones wardrobe choice.
Definitions: A scary looking garment is defined as a shirt, pants, jacket or T-shirt that might reasonably be expected to alarm a sheeple.
These include garmets that:
1) are in a cammo pattern
2) are in SWAT black
3) contain a un-PC message or logo, for example "NRA".
Garments are restricted individually if they contain more than any two of the following characteristics:
1) more than 4 pockets
2) more than 2 reinforced sections, generally elbows, shoulders, butt, knees, etc.
3) Draw strings around ankles or wrists.
4) embedded or attachable hoodie
5) velcro to attach patches.
If more than one garment is worn at the same time, the number of characteristics for all items is increased to 3.
The wearing of any of the above mentioned garments in combination with any of the following is banned:
1) tactical boots or any heavy boot
2) a military style belt
3) any form of mask
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The Scary Looking Clothing Act of 2013
Summary: A "feel good" bill to criminalize scaring the sheeple by ones wardrobe choice.
Definitions: A scary looking garment is defined as a shirt, pants, jacket or T-shirt that might reasonably be expected to alarm a sheeple.
These include garmets that:
1) are in a cammo pattern
2) are in SWAT black
3) contain a un-PC message or logo, for example "NRA".
Garments are restricted individually if they contain more than any two of the following characteristics:
1) more than 4 pockets
2) more than 2 reinforced sections, generally elbows, shoulders, butt, knees, etc.
3) Draw strings around ankles or wrists.
4) embedded or attachable hoodie
5) velcro to attach patches.
If more than one garment is worn at the same time, the number of characteristics for all items is increased to 3.
The wearing of any of the above mentioned garments in combination with any of the following is banned:
1) tactical boots or any heavy boot
2) a military style belt
3) any form of mask
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