Looking for a shooting partner

[Plainolme]

Smells like a setup here, lmao. I get a feeling this is someones wife, girlfriend, significant other, etc...

 

[jimbobborg]

Hi, welcome!

Wow, four pages already?

Jim

 

[rayg5102]

well guys, she has been back. she checked in at 6:46 this evening. She must be thinking we are a bunch of dumcoughs

Gee I don't know but that sure sounds like stalking. TDT91 you have too much time on your hands


Kind of funny that the only post so far was her first one and we now have 83

 

[MDMOUNTAINEER]

Linda,

Nice to meet you. Please ignore these other neanderthals, I'm certainly the one you are seeking. I'm 6'4", 240lbs of pure rippling muscle, and happen to be a Security Sergeant at one of the areas largest retail establishments (read: Mall). I've been deployed to classified locations around the globe to enforce security at other retail establishments. I carry an assortment of weapons on a daily basis and am familiar with most others. I have a girlfriend that we'll pretend I didn't mention (I'm planning on leaving her anyway), and consider me single and looking.

I hope you're able to see through the BS these other guys have thrown your way. I'm the real deal. Did I mention I'm also a ninja?

 

[rob-cubed]

I've met TSS and can confirm he's a ninja. He's in that picture in his avatar, you just can't see him.

 

[lx1x]

Linda,

Nice to meet you. Please ignore these other neanderthals, I'm certainly the one you are seeking. I'm 6'4", 240lbs of pure rippling muscle, and happen to be a Security Sergeant at one of the areas largest retail establishments (read: Mall). I've been deployed to classified locations around the globe to enforce security at other retail establishments. I carry an assortment of weapons on a daily basis and am familiar with most others. I have a girlfriend that we'll pretend I didn't mention (I'm planning on leaving her anyway), and consider me single and looking.

I hope you're able to see through the BS these other guys have thrown your way. I'm the real deal. Did I mention I'm also a ninja?

Call him urkle. Lol

 

[clandestine]

Linda,

Nice to meet you. Please ignore these other neanderthals, I'm certainly the one you are seeking. I'm 6'4", 240lbs of pure rippling muscle, and happen to be a Security Sergeant at one of the areas largest retail establishments (read: Mall). I've been deployed to classified locations around the globe to enforce security at other retail establishments. I carry an assortment of weapons on a daily basis and am familiar with most others. I have a girlfriend that we'll pretend I didn't mention (I'm planning on leaving her anyway), and consider me single and looking.

I hope you're able to see through the BS these other guys have thrown your way. I'm the real deal. Did I mention I'm also a ninja?

Linda, dont listen to him, hes married.

Shame on you TSS1004, im telling your husband.

 

[MDMOUNTAINEER]

Linda, dont listen to him, hes married.

Shame on you TSS1004, im telling your husband.

Please don't.


I'm sorry and I take it back.

 

[clandestine]

Please don't.


I'm sorry and I take it back.

 

[Phoenixsm]

Welcome!

 

[zombiehunter]

Linda,

Nice to meet you. Please ignore these other neanderthals, I'm certainly the one you are seeking. I'm 6'4", 240lbs of pure rippling muscle, and happen to be a Security Sergeant at one of the areas largest retail establishments (read: Mall). I've been deployed to classified locations around the globe to enforce security at other retail establishments. I carry an assortment of weapons on a daily basis and am familiar with most others. I have a girlfriend that we'll pretend I didn't mention (I'm planning on leaving her anyway), and consider me single and looking.

I hope you're able to see through the BS these other guys have thrown your way. I'm the real deal. Did I mention I'm also a ninja?

I prefer Philistine...but that's just me. And if you really want to sugar coat it toss in sophmoric.

1700 views later

 

[MDMOUNTAINEER]

I prefer Philistine...but that's just me. And if you really want to sugar coat it toss in sophmoric.

1700 views later

Please do not be offended Linda, this wasn't to poke fun at you AT ALL, please don't take it that way.

 

[hole punch]

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Goldengoose]

IT'S A TRAP!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?????

 

[hole punch]

Oh, I almost forgot, WELCOME, from Western Maryland

 

[Goldengoose]

Here I go!!! Like Johnthetoolguy said she is for real. How many of you e-mailed her to see for your self? How many of you looked at her profile? How many of you just jumped on the male sexist wagon and acted with the wrong brain.....Trust me it is very easy to do because I have done so myself....The Lady just wants to go shooting and have company doing so, why can't she be a friend or a buddy just like our male friends we have. Come on guys show a little respect until she gets to know our antics....and then I am sure she will fit in with all the ribbing we can dish out!!! Linda please accept my apology!

 

[PresentArms]

Smells like a setup here, lmao. I get a feeling this is someones wife, girlfriend, significant other, etc...

Could it be?

 

[Mr H]

If it was me what kind of pics do you want?

The ones in that sleek red number... the Dior, I think it was.

Carrying a deck-mountable 50-cal over your shoulder.

 

[tim410]

Please don't.


I'm sorry and I take it back.

Travis is crying his eyes out now. I saw the divorce papers. But its ok there is more fish in the sea


P.S.justin remind me to bring that stuff for you tommorow

 

[Lindathecook]

Hey Guys! thanks for all the welcome and the GREAT since of humor. I have never been on a forum before and did not know how to check out the "posts". Johnthetoolguy and goldengoose kept telling me all these threads. I finally found out how to access. You all sound like a great bunch to be around. I have laughed for nearly 1/2 hour reading all your posts. THANKS!! Yes I can cook. No I am not a spy. I was married 28 years and now divorced as of March 2010. Shooting and hunting was one of the things I learned during my marriage that I did really enjoy and would like to keep on enjoying, just not with the ex. I am open to learn, shoot, have fun, maybe a little food in there. Let me know some of your favorites and I'll see what I can do. As for the pictures, I don't have any real recent but working on it. I am 5'4", somewhere between athletic and a few pounds over, 51, cancer survivor 5 years and want to enjoy all that life has to offer. I do work a full time job 8 - 5. Like the outdoors, A MD Hunter Safety Instructor for about 8-10 years, active in group to get women out of doors. Have a 8 yr old Black Lab. Sorry guys he was never hunted or trained. But he is my boy.

I can take all the razing you can dish out and will probably throw it back at you.

Since I'm not sure yet how to check out all the different parts of this site, maybe some of you that suggested some places to shoot can give me more clear details where they are.