I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem...

[RavensChick]

Never heard of Vanilla Ice obviously

Sent from somewhere in the world.

BTW, another ROTFLMAO moment from your post.

 

[Half-cocked]

"...open the hatch in the back of my head, and remove my idiot chip."


(BTW, loved the "Whip It" response!)

 

[bmelton]

I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem...

raise taxes.

 

[A1Uni]

If there is ever a problem, ball up on the floor and play dead. Remember, strength through weakness, the liberal creed!

 

[Applehd]

... just throw a bag of marbles and jacks on the floor... oooooowww... wise guy... nyuck...nyuck...

 

[On_Target]

I told my wife Jill, if there was ever a problem. . .

Take the children and your self
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

There's a gun and ammunition
Just inside the doorway
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
The Father and the Spirit
Will guide you and protect you from from up here

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

Swear allegiance to the flag
Whatever flag they offer
Never hint at what you really feel
Teach the children quietly
For some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still

Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?