I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem...

[scott60158]

Finish this famous Joe Biden sentence with something comical:

I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem...

 

[AssMan]

Pull my finger.

 

[QuebecoisWolf]

Get my Viagra.

 

[amoebicmagician]

get me my rape shoes

 

[rseymorejr]

It can be solved through more government interference

 

[Mooseman]

grab my Rogaine.

 

[Skins_Brew]

get the anti-drone loads from the closet....

 

[Dave.B]

spray Barack and Reggie with the garden hose, they'll separate.

 

[HKB]

I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem

Go in the garage and REVvVVVvVv up the Ferrari!



/stolen from the water cooler

 

[scott60158]

I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem

Go in the garage and REVvVVVvVv up the Ferrari!



/stolen from the water cooler

You don't need an AR-15 its like a Ferrari! They just like the way it "feels" do you like the way I feel Jill?

NO

 

[ROBAR35]

Put the selector switch on auto and rock and roll.

 

[Crab Bait]

...you must whip it.

 

[RedViperinMD]

Check out my hair plugs and my eye lift - don't I look like an Asian chia pet?

 

[HarCo2ANewb]

If there is ever a problem, the government will fix it.

 

[RavensChick]

...you must whip it.

ROTFLMAO!

I am a child of the 80s!

 

[Crab Bait]

ROTFLMAO!

I am a child of the 80s!

Thanks, sometimes I think I only amuse myself.

 

[cz27jim]

Just let the Secret Service agents, who are all armed with high power, high capacity guns, take care of it. Being robbed and assaulted are things that our subjects have to worry about, not us.

 

[adit]

Stand up....

 

[c33m0n3y]

...add more lube and pump harder.

(shotgun related, of course)

 

[HKB]

I told my wife Jill, if there is ever a problem...

You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”