Got that same email myself. Used it to wipe my arse with after I took an O'Malley.
I'd love it if he got ass-raped by an amorous Elephant...
Of course he'd have to pull his head out of his ass first, or not, either way would be fine by me.
Wouldn't that still qualify as giving a blowjob to the elephant?
I believe we can all support No Cop killer Bullets!
I personally interview each bullet I buy and discard the overly aggressive ones to avoid this.