April Fool's Thread

[Hopalong]

I was going to make an April Fool's post about O'Malley succumbing to pressure and yanking SB281, but I think that we've been through enough ups and downs. That and I don't want to get tarred and feathered. Ow.

Instead, I'll be castrating random people's mice at work, filling salt shakers with sugar, and maybe faking a conversation to a gun control advocate on Twitter.

Have a good day!

 

[buzzsaw]

Were you the libtard arguing with me on twitter last night?

=p

 

[Hopalong]

No. I wasn't on Twitter that much this weekend, and yesterday wasn't April Fools....

 

[Right2Carry]

I just got the call to pick up my 2/23 purchase, and still waiting on 2/9 and 2/15.








APRIL FOOLS!

 

[rmdashrf]

i already been fooled twice this morning.

My wife said she was prego, and my buddy said he was in an accident.

 

[aireyc]

Did you hear Maryland is going to ban certain guns for no legitimate reason? April Fools! Wait, no...

 

[Metaterra]

So I was talking to Dianne Feinstein at On Target yesterday while we waited for our lanes...

 

[ShallNotInfringe]

NEWS FLASH: There was a massive shipment this morning to retail outlets to replenish ammunition supplies. Every type of ammo is lining the shelves, burgeoning over with new inventory.

One shop owner was quoted as saying "How the heck am I going to move all this inventory?"

Hurry on down to your local supplier and stock up now, prices are marked down to sell.

APRIL FOOLS"

 

[rseymorejr]

i already been fooled twice this morning.

My wife said she was prego, and my buddy said it was an accident.

it could have been worse

 

[rseymorejr]

NEWS FLASH: There was a massive shipment this morning to retail outlets to replenish ammunition supplies. Every type of ammo is lining the shelves, burgeoning over with new inventory.

One shop owner was quoted as saying "How the heck am I going to move all this inventory?"

Hurry on down to your local supplier and stock up now, prices are marked down to sell.

APRIL FOOLS"

Some things just aren't funny, even on April O'Malleys day

 

[ShallNotInfringe]

Some things just aren't funny, even on April O'Malleys day

Sorry, hey we can wish cant we?

 

[mitchugh]

http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18301/maryland-considering-mandatory-helmets-for-drivers/

...although this is MD after all

 

[Metaterra]

http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18301/maryland-considering-mandatory-helmets-for-drivers/

...although this is MD after all

If it saves just one life...

Think of the children...

 

[occbrian]

This may prove interesting.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crazy-Cat-Ladies-For-Gun-Control/295762187221366

 

[ShallNotInfringe]

This may prove interesting.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crazy-Cat-Ladies-For-Gun-Control/295762187221366

BOLTS!!!! Your mission is failing!

 

[Karl/PA]

i already been fooled twice this morning.

My wife said she was prego, and my buddy said he was in an accident.

She IS with child. And as your buddy said, it WAS an accident. He said he's sorry for that and he'll help with child support.

 

[Right2Carry]

O'Malley woke up today and realized SB-281 bill is ridiculous.

O'Malley called for an emergency press conference to apologize to all "legal" Maryland citizens for ignoring many laws such as allowing "illegal" immigrants (New Americans) to reside in Maryland.

O'Malley is denouncing the SB-281 bill explaining that he was miss informed, ignorant and acted foolishly in pushing such a stupid bill. O'Malley also plans to speak with all Democrats (followers) and explain why they all should follow and adhere to the US Constitution and the Amendments. Reminding all that they took an oath to fully adhere and “protect” the US Constitution and the Amendments, now lets show all "legal" Maryland citizens that we truly care!




April fools!!!

 

[Safetech]

Last year was my best one EVER!

I had quite a few people convinced that I had been selected by NASA to go on the Space Shuttle to open a GSA container (government safe) on the International Space Station.

One of my contacts at one of my best customers even sent out a company wide email announcing it and congratulating me. And I was getting emails and phone calls the better part of the day congratulating me.

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to top that one.

 

[45-70]

2016 Baltimore Sun Headline:

"Governor calls for ban on high capacity lever action rifles"

 

[Bosco1911]

I will be bringing rotten eggs and tomatoes to Annapolis this week to throw at those who have displayed treachery on last Friday .




April fools....


Or may be not