April Fool's Thread

[Bikebreath]

Last year was my best one EVER!

I had quite a few people convinced that I had been selected by NASA to go on the Space Shuttle to open a GSA container (government safe) on the International Space Station.

One of my contacts at one of my best customers even sent out a company wide email announcing it and congratulating me. And I was getting emails and phone calls the better part of the day congratulating me.

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to top that one.

Wow...good one.

Bet you could sell a pig a ham sandwich.

 

[Half-cocked]

Not an April Fool's joke, but this has to be the BEST practical joke any guy has ever played on his girlfriend.

I seriously doubt she's his GF anymore after this, though:

(follow link for complete description: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaEOcVDkVHI )

 

[L0gic]

That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day. That girl literally got her mouth open wider than Ghost face from Scream.

Tops the Darth vader Wakeup call.