You know why they sell Jerkey at Shows....

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  • Ammo Jon

    Ultimate Member
    Mar 3, 2008
    21,219
    ....because with nazi crap and turquoise crap you truly have a crap trifecta? :lol2:
     

    Punchabearinnamouf

    High Tech Redneck
    Apr 11, 2009
    5,520
    Hollywood, MD
    That must be why you don't mess with the Sasquatch... :D

    Seriously though, I wonder what caused the blast though

    However, to answer your initial question, I think that jerky is sold because it, like any weapon, is very manly... Refer to the alphabet of manliness section:
    J is for Beef Jerky-
    "If someone invented a way to package sex and put it into your mouth, it would taste like beef jerky"
    "If there's a food out there that's manlier than strips of flesh ripped from an animal's ribs, cured, smoked, and flavored so it can be slammed down the throats of hungry construction workers, I'd like to know what it is." -Maddox: The Alphabet of Manliness
     

    LostSoul

    Nugget Popper
    Oct 29, 2008
    1,084
    Ho Co
    That must be why you don't mess with the Sasquatch... :D

    Seriously though, I wonder what caused the blast though

    However, to answer your initial question, I think that jerky is sold because it, like any weapon, is very manly... Refer to the alphabet of manliness section:
    J is for Beef Jerky-
    "If someone invented a way to package sex and put it into your mouth, it would taste like beef jerky"
    "If there's a food out there that's manlier than strips of flesh ripped from an animal's ribs, cured, smoked, and flavored so it can be slammed down the throats of hungry construction workers, I'd like to know what it is." -Maddox: The Alphabet of Manliness

    That's a great book! I just wish he'd update his site more.
     

    sigrug17

    Active Member
    Jun 22, 2009
    491
    Gaithersburg
    too funny

    That must be why you don't mess with the Sasquatch... :D

    Seriously though, I wonder what caused the blast though

    However, to answer your initial question, I think that jerky is sold because it, like any weapon, is very manly... Refer to the alphabet of manliness section:
    J is for Beef Jerky-
    "If someone invented a way to package sex and put it into your mouth, it would taste like beef jerky"
    "If there's a food out there that's manlier than strips of flesh ripped from an animal's ribs, cured, smoked, and flavored so it can be slammed down the throats of hungry construction workers, I'd like to know what it is." -Maddox: The Alphabet of Manliness

    :lol:

    I'm eating some Pacific Gold Beef Jerky right now.....
     

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