Poll: Would you admit to owning a gun in a random phone survey

[slowpoke]

Same thing you tell the doc. Nope.

 

[3paul10]

I'm scared of guns.

 

[nomade]

My answer is.... Next question please.

 

[AlBeight]

“No but my bald neighbor that wears a black trench coat 24/7 has hundreds of them.”.............

 

[Mark75H]

I'm scared of telephones.

 

[Meditator]

I only "think" in Russian, can I please speak with a Russian speaker...?

 

[Bolts Rock]

Not truthfully answer. If I answer the phone to random survey/sales idiots I may:

1- cuss them out.
2- phone sex them.
3- claim I own an outrageous number like 253,895.6 then cackle madly and insist the .6 is critically important.
4- Hey, glad you called back! The fat one won't fit in the woodchipper. What should I do?
5- Oh hi, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Chad of the 6 ended purple dildo?
6- Guns? Why would I need guns? I have a large collection of very big and very sharp axes.
7- start in on their mother.
8- ask if they have seem My Precious repeatedly.
9- babble creepily in Peter Lorre.
10- go full Major Hochsteder screaming in random German sounding words.
11- inquire about marine loss insurance.
12- laugh like an evil villain alternated with mad scientist cackles.

I have done them all, #3 and #11 to gun survey twits.

PS- if it's the Indian woman with the credit card ******** claiming her name is Sally or some other non-Indian name I call her My Sweet Manjula and phone sex her in a really bad Indian accent. Sometimes Apu gets really pissed and gets on the line because I've tried to phone sex his wife and it's not professional of me and then I really go to town, it's even better when he keeps trying to insist his name is "Steve" or some shit and I keep calling him Apu.

 

[dad4]

Definitely NO!

 

[ComeGet]

Noperino.

 

[Blacksmith101]

Any random phone calls I happen to answer have to go through the screening process. If you do not answer my questions or if I do not like the answers you give the next sounds you hear will be a click and a dial tone.

Who are you calling?
Who are you calling from?
What is your full name?
What is the company's address?
What is their phone number?
What is the purpose of the call?

I have never gotten thorough the complete list.

 

[swinokur]

Great way to tell thieves or LE you have firearms.

No thank you

 

[motorcoachdoug]

I would tell them on the phone... come find out and see if I do or do not at 2am in the morning.....

 

[pcfixer]

I'm scared of guns.

I'm scared of guns.
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Yea, RIGHT!

 

[Bigfoot21075]

I feel triggered by you just asking that question. I need to go drink a Kale smoothie and meditate now.

 

[KevinK]

I wouldn't even answer the phone.

^^ This.

 

[TexDefender]

Great way to tell thieves or LE you have firearms.

No thank you

Just to let you in on a "Secret" LE treats every situation as if the suspect is armed until proven otherwise. It one of those safety things, kinda of like double checking to make sure the chamber is clear and the magazine is clear or empty if it is internal when cleaning a firearm.

 

[swinokur]

I know that.

But being on another govt list is not something I would volunteer to be on if a phone poll was an underhanded way of getting the info.

I don’t tell my Dr either

 

[Mark75H]

The poll results are staying amazingly consistent

 

[kookymonstir]

Not only would I not admit to owning guns in some random survey, I won't even admit to owning guns HERE with you guys. Maybe I do and maybe they were lost in a tragic boating accident. Admit nothing and deny everything.

 

[kookymonstir]

Not only would I not admit to owning guns in some random survey, I won't even admit to owning guns HERE with you guys. Maybe I do and maybe they were lost in a tragic boating accident. Admit nothing and deny everything.

My wife and kids have been instructed likewise.