if I win the mega millions...

[rdblan2]

You guys are going to need to fill out stacks of paperwork...

You will be compensated for your time.

 

[2Asales&Supplies]

If you win the Mega Millions you stole the ticket from me.

 

[Sthomas229]

You guys are both out of luck, I've got the winning ticket.

 

[Mr H]

Wife actually wants to pick up tix this time.

So, yer all fukt!!!

 

[smokedog]

You guys are going to working for me
You will be compensated for your time.

Fixed it for you

 

[aquashooter]

I WILL NOT REMEMBER THE LITTLE PEOPLE !!

 

[ShallNotInfringe]

I'll buy the closest house to the governor's mansion in Annapolis and donate it to MDS for you guys to carry on the fight and hold weekly lotteries for folks to all expenses paid visits to my range in 'Murica

 

[Boonie Hat]

A whole branch of the ATF office would have to be dedicated to my paperwork. They would be up to their ears in class 3 documents

 

[tony b]

i would be a stamp collector

 

[pilgrim]

i would be a stamp collector

And none from the USPS!

I'd miss you guys but I'd be outta Maryland.

 

[sleev-les]

If I won, I'd pay Mark to let me work with him a few days a week…. lol

 

[Rack&Roll]

I would move to Eastern Shore, spend a few million in a campaign to be elected sheriff and then decline to enforce any gun law created after 1968 and deport all illegals to Baltimore City…but other than that...

 

[Mooseman]

I'm hoping there are no winners for the next two drawings. Then I will take my billion dollars to a secret Wyoming compound.

 

[Mr H]

I used to say that I would change nothing, keep working, and no one but my wife and finance guy would know.

Now, I'm not so sure I wouldn't make some changes, move, and retire. But I'm still intent on keeping it quiet.

 

[redhawk_hj]

if I won I would have to move to the islands

 

[Indiana Jones]

Set my parents up, my brother up, etc. I would buy my several thousand acre ranch in CO and one in WY. I would buy one of the new houses on Disney World resort property. Shitloads of guns, and some vehicles.

I'd daily drive my diesel but I'd also have a GT500 Super Snake

I would buy ALL original set pieces and props from all THREE Indiana Jones movies.

I would buy Teratos a toupee, Ray a prius, and Wes would get the haunted broken down remains of Neverland ranch.









Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Half-cocked]

Serious question, for the tax accountants here:

If I was to hit the $500M+ jackpot, would I be able to avoid MD state taxes by moving to a tax-free state prior to claiming the prize?

Because I would be out of this state SO fast...


Scratched onto a piece of slate and carried by specially trained prehistoric birds.

 

[Mr H]

Serious question, for the tax accountants here:

If I was to hit the $500M+ jackpot, would I be able to avoid MD state taxes by moving to a tax-free state prior to claiming the prize?

Not a tax accountant, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but I would think that would all hinge on what it takes to establish legal residency in that state.

 

[AntiGun]

If I win, I'm running for governor.

 

[2Asales&Supplies]

If I win, I'm running for governor.

I hear that position will be for sale shortly.