I shouldered a Remington ACR Basic at the York gunshow today...

[crudmucosa]

...and it felt ever so good. Not quite good enough to make me plunk down the nearly $2300 to make her my bride (which would also make me a polygamist once my wife found out). Still, it was very nice to finally be able to feel what all the fuss was about.

I am willing (for a small fee) to let any of you touch me. Therefore, you would be only 1 degree of separation away from touching an actual ACR. I am slightly more moist than the ACR I was allowed to fondle, but you will have to live with it.

--Desmond

 

[razorV23]

Or you could come and shoot mine....

 

[Slimjim]

Or you could come and shoot mine....

Atleast i dont have to touch you to shoot yours.

 

[crudmucosa]

Or you could come and shoot mine....

I may have to take you up on your offer!

Also, I am just about to hemorrhage with jealousy.

--Desmond

 

[razorV23]

Does this help?

 

[crudmucosa]

Yes. In the same way that salt helps to heal an open wound...

--Desmond

 

[MightyWarMonger]

sigh............ *MightyWarMonger goes to pout about being too poor to buy all the guns he wants. This is why I miss the USMC because they gave me guns, rocket launchers, and explosives to play with in larege quanites.