Help! Cat pee'd on ammo

[chilipeppermaniac]

Somehow the cat pee'd on a box of pricey self defense 9mm. I gave it a brief rinse and towel dried it, then used a blow dryer. There is minor discoloration of the copper primer and jacket, no detectable deformation. I plan to test some to make sure they feed and fire properly. Should I lubricate them, and if so, with what?
Thanks

Definitely lube the cats before their lead enema.

There was a recent thread in which the OP was looking for overnight lodging recommendations in San Francisco. No one suggested the YMCA. We are slipping...or maybe we're preoccupied due to losing 16 hours in W&C classes?

I'd say sneak across the Mexico border. Maybe Desantis can fly the legal citizen disguised as a Mexican to the fancy hotels in SF.

 

[MaxVO2]

I call Ballistol "feet and ass" cuz that's what it smells like.

*****Ballistol smells better than Cat piss. My ex GF's cat was brought to my home for a weekend and it pissed on a pair of my favorite old fish-head Chucks shoes and I had to throw away the shoes! Sometimes, the only way you get another word for cat is by letting the GF bring over her cat to spend the weekend. The cat is none too pleased and finds places to piss and poop and just looks angry all weekend long.

Not a big fan of cats. Love the other word for them though..

 

[Applehd]

...But no one wants to smell like cat piss.

Don't shoot the cat.

Crime scene investigator: Hey, don't get too close to the dead guy... he smells like cat piss...

 

[Blacksmith101]

Time to see if that cat really has 9 lives.

Be sure to use a ten round mag.

 

[Bob A]

It will be fine. Shine it up with some brasso or bar keepers friend. If you don't trust it, then buy a new box or two for carry. Not that I think it won't fire, it probably will. But no one wants to smell like cat piss.

Don't shoot the cat.

7 hours and no +P jokes yet? You all are slipping

100 internets to you. I'm disappointed no one else has offered the appreciation your post deserves.

 

[Magnumite]

Somehow the cat pee'd on a box of pricey self defense 9mm. I gave it a brief rinse and towel dried it, then used a blow dryer. There is minor discoloration of the copper primer and jacket, no detectable deformation. I plan to test some to make sure they feed and fire properly. Should I lubricate them, and if so, with what?
Thanks

We’re all doomed…shooting that ammo will expel kitty germs into the world. Only doggie microbes can save us…

Yeah…I am a dog guy.

Our first family cat pee’d on my shooting bag once…I was not impressed. Good washing and stock in Fabrreze saved it

 

[Benny]

Your cat needs education and training.

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[Magnumite]

^^^ yes he did

 

[Alan3413]

Your cat needs education and training.
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Suddenly, all that nonsense about guns shooting by themselves and killing people is starting to make sense.

 

[AvidRider]

Karma is when the ammo pees on the cat.

 

[Inigoes]

I am shocked there is no Boondock Saints reference!

 

[lazarus]

*****Ballistol smells better than Cat piss. My ex GF's cat was brought to my home for a weekend and it pissed on a pair of my favorite old fish-head Chucks shoes and I had to throw away the shoes! Sometimes, the only way you get another word for cat is by letting the GF bring over her cat to spend the weekend. The cat is none too pleased and finds places to piss and poop and just looks angry all weekend long.

Not a big fan of cats. Love the other word for them though..

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Reminds me of a t-shirt my wife won't let me get.

It's a shocked cat with the words "Wait, lesbians eat WHAT!?!" on it.

 

[4g64loser]

Reminds me of a t-shirt my wife won't let me get.

It's a shocked cat with the words "Wait, lesbians eat WHAT!?!" on it.

Get it anyway. Do your own laundry.

 

[slsc98]

Nothing against cats so much but, anyone who owns one pretty much deserves whatever they get.

“You signed up for this (fill-in-the-blank-with-most-recent-feline-douchery)…”

 

[MaxVO2]

Get it anyway. Do your own laundry.

*****He can do his own laundry but he may not be flexible enough to do other jobs that are perhaps easier when someone else is there...

 

[[Kev308]]

Poison tipped ammo. I bet in MD you would go to jail if you used this on a person. hahaha

 

[Slhaney]

Reminds me of the time my Uncle George sneezed on a full case of .30-06 M2 Ball. Of course we had to throw it in the trash, the entire 1000 rounds.


That stuff the cat passed on is too unstable now to keep in an occupied dwelling. PM me your address and I'll take it off your hands.

You seriously threw out 1000 rounds of .30-06 ammo because somebody sneezed on it? Oh, I see, you were being sarcastic. Lol

 

[Magnumite]

I am shocked there is no Boondock Saints reference!

Freaking hilarious!!!!

 

[Johnny5k]

The second part is funnier: