Frog Lube

[Mark75H]

Step aside wonder lubes! A new boss is in town!


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You have something wrong with your rifle then.

Or switch to unicorn lube and it will impregnate the stratusphere micropore hydroelectric dynacapacity to uber chumilate the weapon system. It also smells like cheese steak.

Is this the same thing used in chemtrails for mind control?

 

[DaemonAssassin]

I've been using vagisil but when it heats up, my rifle just moans.

Odd... Mine screams and tries to run away when I apply the vagisil. I gave up and started using Synthetic Snake Oil (Patent Pending). It seems to work only when a Dodo bird is nearby and farts to get it to stop evaporating.

On a completely unrelated topic, the Dodo birt farts smell like patachuli mixed with rotting eggs and ball sweat. I think the Brony's killed the Dodo bird with a unicorn horn...

 

[DaemonAssassin]

Is this the same thing used in chemtrails for mind control?

Nah, you are thinking of Liberal Tears. All emotion and no facts.

 

[BradMacc82]

Nah, you are thinking of Liberal Tears. All emotion and no facts.

And it turns your firearms into mindless puppy and kitten killing machines.

 

[Sundazes]

You have something wrong with your rifle then.

Or switch to unicorn lube and it will impregnate the stratusphere micropore hydroelectric dynacapacity to uber chumilate the weapon system. It also smells like cheese steak.

MMMmmmmmm cheese steak........

 

[DaemonAssassin]

And it turns your firearms into mindless puppy and kitten killing machines.