I have a large mole that has gotten bigger, changed colors, and is starting to bleed.

tkd4life · Dec 3, 2013

Ferg said:
haha , at first I thought you were talking about the yard vermin.

Hhhaaa me to. I clicked on the thread to see how he got the little buggers to bleed. I'm looking to lop some heads off if I can. I've got some mean moles tearing up my yard and I'm getting tired of them.

Slowhand · Dec 3, 2013

Thats no mole. Its an injured mood-groundhog.

BigCity · Dec 3, 2013

eruby said:
FIFY.

Here I am. Right on cue.

Blacksmith101 · Dec 3, 2013

Mole Trap!

http://www.victorpest.com/store/mole-and-gopher-control/b0645-2

Be sure you save the Molasses.

TOWcritter · Dec 3, 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdB2-4F8UYY

that about says it all......

toncapone1 · Dec 3, 2013

MikeTF said:
Drink whiskey, bite down on a stick, have sadistic wife cut it off with a flame sanitized bowie knife. IANAD

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This...Ron Swanson endorses this method

alucard0822 · Dec 3, 2013

So a lawyer is like a cancerous mole?

FrankOceanXray · Dec 3, 2013

I thought nothing worse than an attorney..

But one covered with oozing moles.

That's worse.

tailboardtech · Dec 3, 2013

I am so confused, last I know I was eating dinner and now I'm here.

Half-cocked · Dec 3, 2013

alucard0822 said:
So a lawyer is like a cancerous mole?

Please don't disparage cancerous moles that way.

(I keed! I keed!

)

Half-cocked · Dec 3, 2013

K31 said:
10. Write a country-western song about it.

9. Start a band and name it that.

8. Try to take close-up pictures of it and say that it resembles, Jesus or Elvis.

7. Sell the rights to it to Miley Cyrus for her next MTV awards appearance.

6. Claim it's the result of an alien implant.

5. Blame it on Global Warming.

4. Walk it off.

3. Make one of those creepy anti-smoking commercials.

2. Have your dog lick it.

1. Post for advice in the Prius owner's forum.

Or, put a "(D)" next to it, and have it run for office against Brian Frosh.

Lou45 · Dec 3, 2013

joppaj said:
What caliber should I use if I want to shoot the mole out?

At least three times the diameter of the mole, it might have roots.

Half-cocked said:
Or, put a "(D)" next to it, and have it run for office against Brian Frosh.

We have a weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol2:

j8064 · Dec 3, 2013

Beagles bloodlessly dispatch moles in quick order...

:innocent0

teratos · Dec 3, 2013

I get phone calls from people having heart attacks asking what they should do. Call 911? "No, I'm too busy......I'll go to the ER tomorrow", they say.

Dave MP · Dec 3, 2013

Xander · Dec 3, 2013

teratos said:
I get phone calls from people having heart attacks asking what they should do. Call 911? "No, I'm too busy......I'll go to the ER tomorrow", they say.

I had a myocardial contusion and wouldn't go in until I couldn't sit up anymore! I guess I should take my own advice and apply it to health too. Are you taking appointments?

Brooklyn · Dec 3, 2013

teratos said:
I get phone calls from people having heart attacks asking what they should do. Call 911? "No, I'm too busy......I'll go to the ER tomorrow", they say.

yup my buddy at work ignored his MI for a few days.. I told him what it was and he called his dr and made an appt.. -- then he was out for a few days --

Stints ...

But not dead-- just a bit less dumb

When I get my MI I will either call 911 or go to a nice stream and wait for death -- splitting the difference makes no sense to me

marko12 · Dec 4, 2013

Mooseman said:
Is that legal advice or medical advice?

BOTH ! Now I'll have to charge you TWICE.........

Just wait till we get O'Blunder's Legal Care along with O'Blunder's Health Care.

First is a mole you don't want on any part of you:

Next is a Lawyer getting paid:

zombiehunter · Dec 4, 2013

Xander said:
What should I do?

Not really, but as an attorney, that is what the "I think I have a conviction, what do you guys think?" questions sound like to me. Look, I know attorneys are expensive, and I know they can be hard to deal with, but I have never, ever heard anyone say "Thank God I never talked to an attorney about that problem I had!" Just my 2 cents. We attorneys are always saying "This isn't legal advice" when posting on the internet, but this is legal advice: If you think you might need a lawyer, than you probably do.

PS If you have a mole that changed colors, got bigger, or is starting to bleed, see a doctor.

My first thought was "someone has skin cancer :/ " Good post

Bolts Rock · Dec 4, 2013

It being the 2A forum I thought someone had found an O'Malley plant and was outting them. Then I read the OP and thought "cauterize that bitch!". Now I'm just confused.

I have a large mole that has gotten bigger, changed colors, and is starting to bleed.

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