DennisCA
Active Member
I got this from another forum, thought I would pass it along - ENJOY!
Why you should not buy a Mosin Nagant
1. You are lazy and do not want to clean the rifle after shooting .18c ammo.
2. At 150 bucks it can't be any good.
3. your feelings get hurt easily and at the range the guy next to you with the 3,000 dollar AR will not talk to you.
4. working a bolt action is just too much work
5. you are a girlie man and it hurts to shoot
6. Its Ugly.
7. you only shoot sub MOA
8. You feel creepy owning a gun that might have killed somebody
9. you like to fix things and the mosin never breaks.
10. A commie made it.
Why you should buy a Mosin Nagant
1. You can take a wizz down the bore, and it'll probably improve it.
2. If it's no good, you can buy 5 more.
3. He won't talk to you because you can hit the steel gong at 1000 yrds, and he can't.
4. You can work it with a hammer.
5. Chicks dig bruises and scars.
6. Still better looking than the AR guys momma, and hasn't been used as much.
7. Your MOA rifle won't give you a nice tan with the fireball.
8. They had it coming.
9. Refer to #'s 1 and 4.
10. I have his rifle, and his ammo, he's drinking cheap vodka crying about it.
I have been on the when some 90 lb AR guy wants to shoot my Mosin; normally he shoots it just once and hands it back to me!
Why you should not buy a Mosin Nagant
1. You are lazy and do not want to clean the rifle after shooting .18c ammo.
2. At 150 bucks it can't be any good.
3. your feelings get hurt easily and at the range the guy next to you with the 3,000 dollar AR will not talk to you.
4. working a bolt action is just too much work
5. you are a girlie man and it hurts to shoot
6. Its Ugly.
7. you only shoot sub MOA
8. You feel creepy owning a gun that might have killed somebody
9. you like to fix things and the mosin never breaks.
10. A commie made it.
Why you should buy a Mosin Nagant
1. You can take a wizz down the bore, and it'll probably improve it.
2. If it's no good, you can buy 5 more.
3. He won't talk to you because you can hit the steel gong at 1000 yrds, and he can't.
4. You can work it with a hammer.
5. Chicks dig bruises and scars.
6. Still better looking than the AR guys momma, and hasn't been used as much.
7. Your MOA rifle won't give you a nice tan with the fireball.
8. They had it coming.
9. Refer to #'s 1 and 4.
10. I have his rifle, and his ammo, he's drinking cheap vodka crying about it.
I have been on the when some 90 lb AR guy wants to shoot my Mosin; normally he shoots it just once and hands it back to me!
