- May 29, 2017
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What's the deal with that? I'm not in VA.
Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam announced on Thursday a curfew from midnight to 5 a.m., among other new measures, aimed at stopping the spread of COVID-19 in the commonwealth amid a record spike in cases, hospitalizations and deaths.
The curfew starts at 12:01 a.m. Monday for everyone except those going to or from work, buying food or goods, or seeking medical attention, and is tentatively set to expire Jan. 31, 2021. “If you don’t need to go out, go home,” Northam said at the briefing Thursday.
Everybody knows that nothing good happens after Midnight so why should Covid-1984 be an exception. They know that the Chinese gave the virus a minor degree of Self-awareness especially the ability to tell time and locations. If you're in the gym at 2159, you still safe from exposure. At 2200, the Covid-1984 virus knows it can infect and eventually kill you especially if you're not wearing a mask. They also found that between 0000-0500, the virus activates it's reserve power to become even more potent.
Their Science is greater than our Science so we must all runaway, runaway and hide in our homes from the Covid-1984.
But don't worry, thanks to Governor Bkackface, Virginians will be safe at 0501 once again.
This is just doing stuff so they can say they did stuff
NOBODY believes this does anything
And the worst part is that the other governors will all start to try and one up the last guy to show they are doing more stuff then everyone else
All of it is ********
Someone needs to troll these states by arguing that minorities are most affected by curfews.
I guess the virus becomes extra-virulent after midnight.... like a gremlin.
Judas Priest, and Gizmo, approve.