User picking his nose

[GUNSnROTORS]

...

Ho ho ho's ain't no, no, nose.

This post got me thinking ... (yeah, yeah, dangerous, I nose):

Do ho's ever respond with no's?

Me think snot.

 

[Doctor_M]

Be Glad Your Nose Is on Your Face
Jack Prelutsky, 1940

Be glad your nose is on your face,
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.

Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your toes,
that clearly would not be a treat,
for you’d be forced to smell your feet.

Your nose would be a source of dread
were it attached atop your head,
it soon would drive you to despair,
forever tickled by your hair.

Within your ear, your nose would be
an absolute catastrophe,
for when you were obliged to sneeze,
your brain would rattle from the breeze.

Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,
remains between your eyes and chin,
not pasted on some other place--
be glad your nose is on your face!

 

[welder516]

I know it never gets old to steal a little kids nose , and do the little magic trick for kids . Seems the kids love it too .

 

[Doctor_M]

Be careful... stealing a kid's nose could make you a prohibited person in MD.

 

[Blacksmith101]

We need a poll! How many members picked their noses while reading this thread?

If you go to a plastic surgeon you can pick any nose you like.

 

[welder516]

We need a poll! How many members picked their noses while reading this thread?

If you go to a plastic surgeon you can pick any nose you like.

this is me raising my hand

 

[Alan3413]

We need a poll! How many members picked their noses while reading this thread?

If you go to a plastic surgeon you can pick any nose you like.

Paging Minuteman...

 

[zoostation]

 

[BigSteve57]

Little Jimmy Dickens - May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

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[smokey]

 

[Huckleberry]

How could this epic thread run so long without Ren & Stimpy

 

[SRD]

obligatory "hocker".

 

[protegeV]

Looks delicious though

 

[Alea Jacta Est]

Y'all are some sick puppies.

Only a small part of what I like about this community!

 

[SRD]

Looks delicious though

updated/fixed.

 

[teratos]

dont epic your nose !!!

I didn’t realize you were Italian.

When will this thread nose it’s way to obscurity? Snot showing any signs of slowing!

 

[Jim12]

Do Pinocchio's lies make it easier?

 

[Mr H]

Can't forget the Chief's kid...

 

[Doctor_M]

How could this epic thread run so long without Ren & Stimpy

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+100 Internets for you!!! Thanks for the blast from the past.

 

[Doctor_M]

I miss the delete button.