I actually prefer to think of myself more as the Yoda of Warsaw Pact firearms
Zoostation, I found a photo of you online...
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Well, that seems to have worked. I set my oven to its lowest setting (170°), removed and wiped the components every 10 minutes so the wood wouldn't cook, and now they feel like bare wood and don't sweat cosmo anymore. It took about 1.5 hours.
My wife would castrate me if she caught me doin that in her oven.