Sorry to Ask Again but FREAKING out

[WeaponsCollector]

"Battered Gun Owner Syndrome"

Seriously, you will drive yourself crazy trying to figure out which of the thousands of gun laws, rules, regulations, edicts, directives, infringements, etc. you may be breaking at any given time.

It may be too late for this poor guy!

 

[Schipperke]

I'm sitting here eating ketchup packets and fortune cookies, while drinking Miller High Life.

"salami, mortadella, prosciutto, parmesano, and gorgonzola... kalamata olives"...

indeed... in-freaking-deed...

Have to squeeze the ketchup packets in to a cup of boiling water add some salt and stir. Search for a silver spoon, then enjoy.

 

[PapiBarcelona]

I may have jaywalked across the street once. Should I turn myself in?

 

[WeaponsCollector]

When I was a kid I broke the "no shooting bb guns" and "no fireworks" laws several thousand times. I guess I'm going to have to go turn myself in. It could be a coincidence, but marijuana decriminalization just took effect in Maryland and I hear the stuff can make you paranoid...

 

[Vile Shadow]

I once "P'd" in a "No P'ing" zone.

 

[JettaRed]

1. The lawyer is an idiot. What type of law does he do? Real estate settlements?
2. Don't ask MSP anything.

 

[MichaelTech]

All that applies to "in the state of Maryland" So if you were not in the state of MD when the Magazine was transferred to you then you are fine. Then everything is ok because the one word that is lacking from that line is possession. which means that you can possess a magazine > 10 in MD.

 

[sykesville]

Transfer in this context means transfer ownership from one person to another.

 

[Threeband]

I once used a product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling, which is a violation of Federal law.

 

[Mr H]

And the mattress tag??!!

Yeah... I know about that.

 

[Threeband]

Oral sex is illegal in Maryland.

 

[Mr H]

Seppuku (sp?)... It's the only answer.

 

[Blacksmith101]

And the mattress tag??!!

Yeah... I know about that.

You know about the mattress tag? Oh! The shame of it all. What shall I do; what shall I do?

 

[dfens42]

How in the hell did this thread make it to 133 posts? We're so boned.

 

[whistlersmother]

Sheesh - and I thought my daughter is a drama queen.

 

[Threeband]

Seppuku (sp?)... It's the only answer.

Suicide is illegal.

 

[dogbone]

Suicide is illegal.

As screwed as this state's laws are, I'm surprised it isn't punishable by the death penalty.

 

[rseymorejr]

As screwed as this state's laws are, I'm surprised it isn't punishable by the death penalty.

No, Maryland just wants to kill your spirit not your body.

 

[Mr H]

Suicide is illegal.

Only if you miss.

 

[Lou45]

I once "P'd" in a "No P'ing" zone.

I was the one that put the "p" in pool and pond. Those two words, pool and pond, used to begin with an "O".

While swimming in a lake I pissed on a fish. It's a good thing that fish couldn't file charges on me b'cuz that may possibly carry a maximum sentence of more than two years if convicted.