Boondock Saint
Ultimate Member
I can see it now.
The Church of Spot77.
Spot: "Good Moooorning Ah! We. Today, at the Church of Spot77 will rise now to the sermon of John M. Browning. Preeeseented and Delivered by none other than the Founder of the International Church of Arms; Reverend DD214!
Shotgun Joe leading the "12 Gauges of Mossberg Choir"
Chad is in the backroom doing penance (polishing 1911 feedramps) because he wore his stilletos and cut off camo shorts to church again.
K-31 being the mariage counselor. Which involves a trap door on the floor and his hand on the lever.
Kiddie church activities include Magpul videos and reloading clinics.
Community outreach will involve Joppaj and Rev. FPS showing proper shot placement on thugs.
Reading will include the Psalms of Kalishnikov, The Revelations of Gene Stoner. The Book of Bill Wilson...
Big statue in the front of Charlton Heston.
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Seriously, it's a bad idea.
You can bet I'd be at that service every day it was held.