Also, same day they'll find the treasure on Oak Island, Elvis's lost album (recorded with Sasquatch in a flying UFO recording studio) will be found, CNN will reformat as a news outlet, and we'll have Bitcoin at 100,000. Also: it's the day that Amazon's stock is doing a 20-for-1 split. Somehow, the conservative justices' votes will be diluted 20-to-1 and the ruling will go to Sotomayor, who will find that the Bill of Rights is entirely to be scrapped, on account of zero Wise Latinas involved in writing it.Does this mean that tomorrow is the day?
Or, we could get the ruling we're expecting. But they have all month to add things to the calendar. We all need to put on yoga pants, have some avocado toast and chill our collective prana.