Murder by forklift?

[chilipeppermaniac]

****You'd be surprised how fast some of the Mitsubishi ones are! Dunno what Lowe's has but I could see getting cornered and skewered like a shish-ka-bob with some really bad luck.

What a crappy way to die. I'd rather go by Snu-Snu.

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Gonna need some common sense Forklift laws.

Oh and I vote for a sentence of Death by Forklift for the A hole

 

[antco]

I’ve bought a few new Toyota warehouse forklifts in the last 24 months. Spec sheet on the 10k 7FBCU45 all-electric (like a Tesla) shows a forward speed of 9.30mph.

Usain Bolt can run 27mph affording to google.

The average American running speed is 6mph according to proudtorun.org.

 

[rseymorejr]

Woman must have been in pretty bad shape to be unable to outrun a forklift. They aren't exactly Ferraris.

Serpentine! Serpentine!

 

[johnkn]

We lost a family friend ~25 years ago in a tragic forklift accident. They can kill you even when no POS is trying to...

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[antco]

That poor old lady did not die quickly or comfortably. Dragged and mangled by the forklift.

 

[JohnnyE]

Stick a fork in her, she's done.