srephwed
Active Member
In the state of Maryland we have immediate openings for criminals,mentally deranged and illegal imigrants.Recent legislation has opened the door for countless opportunities.No experience is necessary.Because of these proposals you will have the opportunity to florish and prosper.We have begun the disarmament of our law abiding citizens.Give us a little time to finish the job.Don't worry if you happen to get caught and are jailed,your stay will be breif even if you are a repeat offender.Mentally ill,no problem.Best of all no matter how many people you kill or rape you won't have to worry about that nasty death penalty.possibilities are endless but don't delay.Positions will fill quickly.Only drawback is that if you must drive for your activities you may have to work overtime to offset the 80% raise in the gas tax.Thank you,your elected officials.
I wrote this as a joke but it is actually true.register and vote in 2014!!!
I wrote this as a joke but it is actually true.register and vote in 2014!!!
