Gun Control Phone survey

[bshedwick]

Anyone else get a phone survey this weekend about the new gun control laws in Maryland?

 

[DoormanTNT]

No, but dang I wish I did. I believe I would screw up their expected results.

 

[bshedwick]

There was a question about electric cars at the beginning and a couple at the end about how good of a job Owe'Malley is doing, and I definitely made my opinion known about the latter.

 

[occbrian]

I got it.

I turned on speaker and when they asked about O'Malley, I threw my phone on the ground and urinated on it.

In hindsight, a different approach may have been warranted.

 

[iH8DemLibz]

If you get a call don't speak with them.

That new, Big Brother, Mega Data, Privacy Violating Super Building is up and running now.

Any Pro-Gun answers are fed into the system.

It goes round and round and round in the system.

Then a signal is sent to Superwhamodyne Satellites that triangulate your home based on that Google thingy that looks straight down on your ass from outer space.

Then THEY come. Not really sure what THEY is/are. Could be men in black suits, a White House sanctioned DRONE strike, or you might be forced to have sex with Diane Feinstein.

Not sure if all of this is true, but it's what the little guys in the green suits told me.

 

[gedelea]

You are a crazy, yet welcomed addition to the MS shooter family.

I always end up laughing at your posts!

 

[gedelea]

Anyone else get a phone survey this weekend about the new gun control laws in Maryland?

I tend not to answer surveys unless they are willing to identify who they are working for. Statistical data can get spun any way for any reason so I don't want to play a part in their game.

Plus I don't wanna be targeted by that Superwhamodyne Satellite!

 

[iH8DemLibz]

That's what happens when your ass is locked-up inside an FFG for three years.

You get to walk 415 feet in one direction and 45 feet in the other direction.

Can anyone say "Stir Crazy"?