General Assembly Emergency Gun Legislation

[tmd99]

The Maryland General Assembly today introduced emergency legislation to ban Garrett, Allegany, and Washington Counties from being a part of the Maryland geography since their inclusion in the Maryland geographic model makes Maryland look strikingly similar to a handgun pointed towards Maryland's western neighbors. The overwhelmingly democratic house of delegates and senate believe that by making Maryland look less like a handgun, it will reduce gun violence across the State. This emergency measure was introduced when one democratic house member was trying to find a place called Garrett County and learned it was not part of Baltimore City or Prince George's County and realized there are actually counties in Maryland that expand beyond Baltimore City and Prince George's County, making Maryland look "very similar to and scary like the evil handguns this State has worked so diligently to abolish." It is expected that experts on geographic handgun topography will testify that by eliminating these counties and making Maryland a more blob-like geographic model, gun violence will be reduced exponentially throughout the state.

 

[BUFF7MM]

Good, they can kick me the f*** out anytime their ready, I've dreamt of this moment for many a moon.

 

[dogbone]

The whole Eastern Shore looks suspiciously like the "shoulder thing that goes up."

Maybe we should get a delegate with a sense of humor to introduce a bill to take care of both of these dangerous problems next session.

 

[Boom Boom]

If only we were so lucky. I would welcome them booting Carroll County from MD. WV will gladly take us.

 

[Mr H]

Would have been funnier in the WC.

 

[mtm1974]

The sad thing is that the thought has probably 'seriously' crossed someone's mind before... Not just in jest here!

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[woodstock]

**save for april 1st, water cooler "news."

ps: don't tell anyone

 

[Mike4Maryland]

Anybody got any Pop Tarts?

 

[Tnt9506]

Are you serious?

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[Boom Boom]

Are you serious?

Absolutely maybe. I think.

 

[Jim12]

Hmm... looks like the trigger is exactly where MoCo and P.G. are. Maybe it just needs a trigger lock.

 

[highli99]

Anybody got any Pop Tarts?

 

[5.56blaster]

If only we were so lucky. I would welcome them booting Carroll County from MD. WV will gladly take us.

Amen! Sign me up!

 

[JPG]

What started it all - Exhibit A

 

[Jim12]

What started it all - Exhibit A

Love it.

 

[TapRackBang]

My avatar, circa 2013:

 

[tmd99]

TapRack, much better. I wasn't skilled enough to combine the images.

 

[Mr H]

Thinking on this...

Wouldn't this make MD a SBS?
(Short-Barreled State)

 

[Mike OTDP]

Yes, and the GA members can all be locked up for 10 years.

 

[BeoBill]

Yes, and the GA members can all be locked up for 10 years. ��

I'm in!