Mooseman
R.I.P.- Hooligan #4
You cannot carry on a boat.
You should not carry with a goat.
Make sure you're holstered in the rain.
Do not carry on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You are not free!
Make sure to lock them in a box.
Make sure omega your barrel blocks.
Maybe carry in your house.
Just please be quiet like mouse.
We do not like them here or there.
We do not like them ANYWHERE!
Dr. Seuss, is that you?