Considering a few of my friends work for DoC at the only two Western MD facilities in the mountains, I'd have to say that I do know what I'm talking about. I'd suggest you lay low with the snarky responses, till you get the lay of the land.
Under advisement and unless YOU have been there done that you probably know about 10% of what you think you know.
Maybe it's reading comprehension, didn't you bother to note I said I IMAGINE they're on lockdown?