DC man killed his wife because he didn't want to eat pancakes she made, DOJ says

[RFBfromDE]

DC man killed his wife because he didn't want to eat pancakes she made, DOJ says

The Department of Justice claims the “defendant did not want to eat the pancakes she made and stabbed her."

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And all I can think about are Lisa Douglas' pancakes!

 

[swinokur]

Seems like as good a reason as any other

 

[teratos]

We don’t know the whole story. Maybe he asked for eggs.

 

[RFBfromDE]

Seems like as good a reason as any other

But it's unclear if she made the pancakes poorly or if he wanted eggs instead.

"A preliminary investigation suggested Steven Schwartz had probable cause to kill his wife."

 

[RFBfromDE]

We don’t know the whole story. Maybe he asked for eggs.

I can't believe you beat me to the punchline!

 

[teratos]

I can't believe you beat me to the punchline!

By a minute!!!

 

[fishgutzy]

85 years old. Acts out irrationally and violently. I'm going with dementia here. And the judge was absolutely acting cruelly putting the man in jail. Put him in a hospital.

 

[Kman]

I SAID FRENCH TOAST!!!

 

[trickg]

To be fair, my wife is awful when it comes to making pancakes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Tungsten]

Pancakes are disgusting. Can't even drown them in Aunt Jemima any more. I'd let him out with a $1 fine and time served.

 

[davsco]

a shame. folks are wound pretty tight these days.

 

[Huckleberry]

He said Eggos and the byotch wouldn't let go with the Eggos.

She try to say them pancakes was Eggos with out da holes

 

[RFBfromDE]

I SAID FRENCH TOAST!!!

Pancakes are disgusting....

Not mine Brother!

 

[RFBfromDE]

85 years old. Acts out irrationally and violently. I'm going with dementia here. And the judge was absolutely acting cruelly putting the man in jail. Put him in a hospital.

I know.

The idiot media always stays dumb shit like "killed over a coat" pair of shoes, $20, or whatever.

Never the truth.

 

[welder516]

You don't know how long she Egged him on

 

[swinokur]

He was just hamming it up

 

[RFBfromDE]

"A preliminary investigation suggested Steven Schwartz had probable cause to kill his wife."

Said the cops after tasting the pancakes...

 

[RFBfromDE]

He was just hamming it up

I never sausage a thing...

 

[Sirex]

But her pancakes are to die for!

 

[RFBfromDE]

To be fair, my wife is awful when it comes to making pancakes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why do you think I make them?