CCW in MD!

[psycosteve]

This is great, I imagined Morgan Freeman narrarating it.

Kevin Spacey would could have been too.....

I got in my head it was Samuel L Jackson or Bob Saget for the narration . Morgan freeman or Kevin Spacy just don't have the edge for that .

 

[eventhorizon]

Maybe Sam Kinison?

 

[GHETTO BLASTER]

My advice to you, go sixty miles south. Where the real America exists, The America where I want find to home, start a family and raise my children. The America where I don't have to go Wal-Mart or similar store and hear some f**king clearly, drug addicted, stupid, ignorant, inbred, a**clown c**t with 5 kids who are obviously from five different fathers talk/whisper about me using words like Chink or Gook because I'm taking too long and her 5 f**king kids who are also clearly also annoying everyone else in line. The lady that probably hasn't done shit with has life other than suck some drug dealers c**k for some H or crack, get knocked up 5 times and has never left the Essex/Middle River area or the trailer park on route 40. The America where all you need to get a CCW permit is the completed application, application fee, DD214 or other proof of training and a ID/passport photo.

Unfortunately, instead of giving Marylanders the choice to defend themselves our elected officials would rather spend taxpayer money on meaningless social programs. So, that a**clown, c**ksucking c**t of a human being can get monthly benefits for some Newports and Narcotics. Maryland, the Free State only for the dependent and defenseless class......[/QUOTE]

(slowly rises to his feet starting a slow clap)WOOOO!

 

[RavensChick]

I got in my head it was Samuel L Jackson or Bob Saget for the narration . Morgan freeman or Kevin Spacy just don't have the edge for that .

Definitely SLJ in his Pulp Fiction character.

 

[Larry David]

The good Rev. Al Sharpton would give that excellent rant a proper narration.