C&R Anonymous

[ke3gk]

We the undersigned, do hereby admit and attest:

1) I have a FFL Type 03 license.
2) I spend a lot of money on purchasing C&R firearms.
3) I have hid firearms purchases from my wife/significant other.
4) I have justified every C&R purchase made.
5) I have scratched up and saved money, hid it from my wife/significant other, to purchase C&R firearms.
6) I have purchased on sale ammo of a caliber I did not currently own, to justify a new C&R purchase.
7) I drool looking at firearm pictures.
8) Even though I have no more room in the gun safe, I continue to purchase C&R firearms, with the intent of one day purchasing another safe.
9) Upon a new C&R firearm purchase, I feel the need to take pictures, with foot included, and post it for all to see.
10) I fondle my C&R firearms while watching war movies.

 

[h2u]

Guilty of all except 6, 9, and 10. Guess I kinda fail...

 

[Inigoes]

To help you out with C&R Anonymous


I'll gladly take custody of your firearms, to change your environment to promote a healthy atmosphere during your recovery

 

[WeaponsCollector]

I'm guilty of many of those and I don't even have(and I must never get) a C&R license.

 

[mcbruzdzinski]

"My name is Michael. I am a C&R addict. It has been one week since my lasy C&R purchase."

I am guilty of all but #9 and #10.

Really should print some up and start a support group. Get membership cards too! We can meet have a few beers (hmmm yet another addiction forming) and swap buy stories and pictures!

 

[Garand1957]

The only cure for C&Rism is bankruptcy or winning the really big Lotto Jackpot which in extreme cases also has ended in bankruptcy .

 

[Inigoes]

"My name is Michael. I am a C&R addict. It has been one week since my lasy C&R purchase."

I'm surpised one can type after a week.

Normally, this type of withdrawal facilitates constant internet searches on sites like Gunbroker, SOG, Wideners, etc...

 

[ke3gk]

Someone help me - just was on Gunbroker and placed a bid.



I can't help it.

 

[shaddydan]

I'm guilty of all but number 1......but that's coming....aaaahhhhh!

 

[ke3gk]

To help you out with C&R Anonymous


I'll gladly take custody of your firearms, to change your environment to promote a healthy atmosphere during your recovery

The purple elf told me to tell you that you is

 

[BlueHeeler]

"I control it, it does not control me."
"I can stop buying C&R firearms anytime I want, but I just don't want to stop."
"I am not hurting anyone else, I'm only maintaining my bank account."
"I’m not like Inigoes or as bad as ke3gk."
"I haven't been collecting for that long."
"I have a job."
"I don't pawn or trade my belongings for firearms, usually."
"I only buy surplus so I get a good deal.”
"I don't sell or trade my body for it."
"I haven't been to jail."
"I haven't lost everything, yet."

 

[ke3gk]

"I control it, it does not control me."
"I can stop buying C&R firearms anytime I want, but I just don't want to stop."
"I am not hurting anyone else, I'm only maintaining my bank account."
"I’m not like Inigoes or as bad as ke3gk."
"I haven't been collecting for that long."
"I have a job."
"I don't pawn or trade my belongings for firearms, usually."
"I only buy surplus so I get a good deal.”
"I don't sell or trade my body for it."
"I haven't been to jail."
"I haven't lost everything, yet."

You mean you don't even swipe milk money from the kids to save up your C&R money ?

 

[BlueHeeler]

You mean you don't even swipe milk money from the kids to save up your C&R money ?

No way. I do not have kids because they would swipe money for milk from my C&R fund.

 

[EL1227]

I thought 12 step programs were supposed to have 12 ...

Oh, wait a minute, are these 10 things we SHOULDN'T be doing ???

Never mind - Emily Litella

 

[Inigoes]

The purple elf told me to tell you that you is

Tell the purple elf: I have plenty of room, to keep the C&R firearms with their long lost relatives.

 

[Inigoes]

"I’m not like Inigoes or as bad as ke3gk."

Wait a year or so, and I'll remind you of that statement

 

[hole punch]

i need to start going to regular group therapy sessions. prefferably at teh range. who's up?

 

[smokedog]

Guilty of all except 6, 9, and 10. Guess I kinda fail...

Don't feel bad we can start a 7 step group together, your not alone

 

[Garand1957]

Guilty of all except 6, 9, and 10. Guess I kinda fail...

 

[bdiddle]

Def have bought ammo for guns I did not own.....