10-year old Johnny Jones suspended for shooting imaginary arrow

[MJD438]

Are those the ones I heard about that are heat seeking and can take down an Apache helicopter?

Don't know, but they do a damn good job on hay bales and sides of a barn!

 

[That guy Jeff]

My son would be pulled out of that school in a heart beat.

 

[smokey]

How do they teach history?

Don't you remember how our founding fathers were given america by the british after using diplomacy, kind words, and gifts of flowers?

 

[pbharvey]

Don't you remember how our founding fathers were given america by the british after using diplomacy, kind words, and gifts of flowers?
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Well then, that would explain the silly looking clothes

 

[Benanov]

Where is the parental outcry?

They're still fighting the unicorn parking ticket.












(If you don't get this joke, read the article.)

 

[bjmsam]

Ridiculous. How many of us grew up playing cowboys and Indians, or cops and robbers?

The TSA just disarmed a cowboy sock monkey.

 

[MJD438]

The TSA just disarmed a cowboy sock monkey.

Goes along with them disarming the woman with the gun applique on her purse, or the women that have worn the gun-heel stilettos.

 

[Vile Shadow]

Damn, my kids and I toss Dragon-Ball-Z-style energy blasts at each other all the time. School administrators should focus on *actual* infractions, like fist-to-face contact.

Looks to me like they're playing "Street Fighter."

I wonder what the police department said to them after they got the call about the imaginary arrow.

 

[aray]

Dunno if you've seen the Rutherford Institute's letter to the school district or not, but if not here it is. Very well done:

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FYI the Rutherford Institute is like a conservative version of the ACLU. They stand up for the rights of average Americans, vs. rights of criminals.

 

[teratos]

What if it were an imaginary NERF arrow? That would be safe. I would use that or the Chewbacca defense.

 

[BigSteve57]

What if it were an imaginary NERF arrow? That would be safe. I would use that or the Chewbacca defense.

How would your imaginary nerf arrows stand up to my imaginary explosive tipped heat seeking GPS equipped arrows?

We could imagine an electronic malfunction causing my arrows to spiral into the dirt making your nerf arrows far more deadly.

Geez. I'm really off the deep end here....

 

[jaybee]

we would throw imaginery hand grenades all the time when we were kids

now that beats the imaginery crap out of your imaginery bow and arrow

 

[teratos]

How would your imaginary nerf arrows stand up to my imaginary explosive tipped heat seeking GPS equipped arrows?

We could imagine an electronic malfunction causing my arrows to spiral into the dirt making your nerf arrows far more deadly.

Geez. I'm really off the deep end here....

If he said they were imaginary NERF arrows, maybe he wouldn't be suspended. With your explosive tipped, heat seeking arrows, no doubt the death toll among unicorns and fairies would be apocalyptic. Nobody wants to see that, sicko.

 

[pwoolford]

You guys can have your nerf arrows and grenades....I'll be in the principals office with an imaginary Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston.

 

[Mr H]

I see your imaginary Nerf arrows, and raise you my childhood imaginary flame thrower.

Plus, we have the benefit of fresh roasted Unicorn for after the battle.

 

[Benanov]

FYI the Rutherford Institute is like a conservative version of the ACLU. They stand up for the rights of average Americans, vs. rights of criminals.

Please explain that logic.

You have to protect the rights of the people who aren't well-liked...otherwise by the time your rights start to be infringed all the precedent is against you.

 

[Les Gawlik]

You have to protect the rights of the people who aren't well-liked...otherwise by the time your rights start to be infringed all the precedent is against you.

Which is the criticism of the ACLU. They are extremely selective about the amendments they are willing to fight for. What major litigation has the ACLU sponsored to protect the 2A? How about the 10th?

 

[Benanov]

Which is the criticism of the ACLU. They are extremely selective about the amendments they are willing to fight for. What major litigation has the ACLU sponsored to protect the 2A? How about the 10th?

I don't get the ACLU hate on this board. They don't work against 2A, they just don't fight for it. That's acceptable. It's "limitation of scope" - plus a lot of their 4A work helps with 2A.

I hate the ACLU because they wouldn't leave my wife alone - always hitting us up for donations. You call too aggressively...well, then you don't get any more money.

There are other nonprofits which are perfectly deserving of our money if you want to focus on the 2A fight. SAF gets a lot of mention here.

 

[Doctor_M]

So much for the days of "boys will be boys".

I'm afraid we can't have that anymore....

 

[Les Gawlik]

I don't get the ACLU hate on this board. They don't work against 2A, they just don't fight for it. That's acceptable. It's "limitation of scope" - plus a lot of their 4A work helps with 2A.

I call it intellectual dishonesty. There are a number of 1A issues they will not touch because the victim is associated with a conservative point of view, or is unfavored by the current regime. For example, the current administration has demoted, punished or prosecuted more whistleblowers than all of the previous administrations combined. Where is the ACLU on that? What have they done to help any of those victims? What have they done for the victims of the ATF? Or the victims of the IRS? They are just whores for the progs.

And the SAF does get my money.