I heard the shiny ones can help to terminate werewolves?
A long time ago, I was in a gunshop near Temple Hills, MD when a couple of gangbanger types walked in and asked if they can purchase ammo for a beretta 92. They apparently bought a brand new gun.. no papers required . hmmmmm?
The clerk sold them a couple of boxes of 9mm ammo.( remember the old " black talons) An hour later, they were back.
Complaining to the clerk that the ammo does not fit. We asked.. are you sure its a 92 and not a 96?.. Yo man..Its a 92 aight...
So the now the shop owner gets involved and asked the two if they can bring the gun in so that he can check it out.
The two walked in with the two boxes of ammo.. the gun.....within 15 seconds..problem solved. The gun was indeed a beretta 92.. but it was the 8mm blank firing replica version.
They paid $650 for it... No paperwork... And there is a no return policy on ammo. The jackals got jacked. Nice!!!!
So a guy walk in to the store, he is pretty average looking 20 somthing looking no big deal. He seems ok he asks to see a Ar-15. no big deal . I make it safe hand it over .
this dude starts to tell me how when he was in the jungle he killed lot's of people with one of these, but his was " full spray " he could kill a "mofo" at a 1000 yards on "full spray" now it's me this wack job and two of our colorful locals in the store so this guy is kinda just talking to everyone and no one.
Ok I am use to assholes, I will play. So buddy I guess you were in the army huh?
No man I was a mercury! Yes he said that.
I say So you worked for an ftd florest?
no man I was a mercury I was a paid killer!!! ( in his best yo g thug voice)
I guess you mean mercenary there young fella??
No man I was a killa a mercury
Ok junior play time is over give me the rifle back!
he hands me the rifle back and give me a little attitude. I ask if there is any thing else I can help him with.
"yea, man I need a 100 caliber sniper rifle"
we don't sell those.
" oh what you don't want me to get some serious fire power"
at this point the other two guys in the store are all but rolling on the floor and snorting like pigs.
The young soldier for hire, now is getting a little frisky and say's what you don't think I can have a gun I am off probation I can buy what ever I want.
( yes he said that)
How much weed were you carring when they locked you up Scarface?
( yes I said that)
No man I had 4 pounds of coke and a rocket launcher.
I think you might want to check with the state police before you try and buy a gun.
No man I can get what ever I want, hel lif you had a mac 50 I would buy that right now and leave with it.
Ok boss, well you just told me you were locked up for some pretty serious stuff. I think you should leave the store.
"you throwing me out "
no I am asking you to leave so you don't get yourself in trouble
F U man I could buy this right now and shoot you with it!!!
after a short chuckle...
Junior, my gun is loaded and so is the two cops sitting next to you.
mike put his badge on the counter.
I waved as junior left.
The OP's story reminds me of back when we lived in a town house. We were awakened one night by fire equipment in our parking lot at o-dark-thirty. Our new until-recently-urbanite neighbors had called the fire department due to a strong smell in their house. It turned out a skunk had taken up residence underneath their porch and was spooked.
I would be laughing at this had not an almost identical thing happened to me.
source of the smell that seemed to move around
It took months to get the smell out of the house and the car (where we put the dog when the FD showed up)
Anyways, that's my skunk story.
That's actually kind of intense. Surprised you didn't get his plates and file a report for the threat.
So a guy walk in to the store, he is pretty average looking 20 somthing looking no big deal. He seems ok he asks to see a Ar-15. no big deal . I make it safe hand it over .
this dude starts to tell me how when he was in the jungle he killed lot's of people with one of these, but his was " full spray " he could kill a "mofo" at a 1000 yards on "full spray" now it's me this wack job and two of our colorful locals in the store so this guy is kinda just talking to everyone and no one.
Ok I am use to assholes, I will play. So buddy I guess you were in the army huh?
No man I was a mercury! Yes he said that.
I say So you worked for an ftd florest?
no man I was a mercury I was a paid killer!!! ( in his best yo g thug voice)
I guess you mean mercenary there young fella??
No man I was a killa a mercury
Ok junior play time is over give me the rifle back!
he hands me the rifle back and give me a little attitude. I ask if there is any thing else I can help him with.
"yea, man I need a 100 caliber sniper rifle"
we don't sell those.
" oh what you don't want me to get some serious fire power"
at this point the other two guys in the store are all but rolling on the floor and snorting like pigs.
The young soldier for hire, now is getting a little frisky and say's what you don't think I can have a gun I am off probation I can buy what ever I want.
( yes he said that)
How much weed were you carring when they locked you up Scarface?
( yes I said that)
No man I had 4 pounds of coke and a rocket launcher.
I think you might want to check with the state police before you try and buy a gun.
No man I can get what ever I want, hel lif you had a mac 50 I would buy that right now and leave with it.
Ok boss, well you just told me you were locked up for some pretty serious stuff. I think you should leave the store.
"you throwing me out "
no I am asking you to leave so you don't get yourself in trouble
F U man I could buy this right now and shoot you with it!!!
after a short chuckle...
Junior, my gun is loaded and so is the two cops sitting next to you.
mike put his badge on the counter.
I waved as junior left.
A friend of mine was buying a 10/22 at Walmart. While we were waiting for them to get the box (over 20 minutes) we were talking with the employee. He informed us that it was illegal to sell a gun without the box. He said that if it could not be found they would have to send away to Ruger for a new box.
Honestly I have worked at the shop for over 15 years now and stupid shit like that barley phase's me any more. Its sad but I hear stuff like that a couple time a month.
We honestly go out of our way to help people But some times you want to throw bleach in the gene pool