The Curse of Edward .40Hands.

[jawn]

In a castle high on top of a hill lives an inventor's greatest creation - Edward, a near-complete person. The creator died before he could finish Edward's hands; instead, Edward is left with Sig Sauer P226s in .40S&W for hands. Since then, Edward has lived alone, until a kind lady called Peg discovers Edward and welcomes him into her home. At first, everyone welcomes Edward into the community, but soon things begin to take a change for the ghey.

Behold, Edward in his freakish glory.

 

[Midgettem1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA…. outstanding.


Wiping is going to be awkward.

 

[aehnuke]

Hahaha, excellent.

 

[HardHatMan]

First 3 things I thought of when I read the title of the thread:

- College
- Duct tape
- Old English 800


Memories....!!


ETA: I guess we can consider this Garrett's coming out thread?

 

[Engage Armament]

Is this what happened when I had to go home for a few minutes today?

 

[jawn]

Is this what happened when I had to go home for a few minutes today?

Inmates running the asylum, bro.

 

[Jmce3]

I have warned you guys about drinking Red Bull & Coffee in the same hour.

 

[Midgettem1]

Is this what happened when I had to go home for a few minutes today?

You should have seen what happened when you left when I was there…..


I don't think you've found all the mess yet….

 

[smokey]

First 3 things I thought of when I read the title of the thread:

- College
- Duct tape
- Old English 800


Memories....!!


ETA: I guess we can consider this Garrett's coming out thread?

 

[Rattlesnake46319]

....but soon things begin to take a change for the ghey.

Is that when he donned the Penguins cap?

 

[VWTurbo]

First 3 things I thought of when I read the title of the thread:

- College
- Duct tape
- Old English 800


Memories....!!


ETA: I guess we can consider this Garrett's coming out thread?

+10000000000000000000000
me too

 

[EL1227]

HAHAHAHAHAHA…. outstanding.


Wiping is going to be awkward.

And possibly painful ...

 

[BradMacc82]

Come on now, with .40's for hands, he doesn't need to worry about wiping - he has a 'life-partner' for that.


The fact that they're Sig's slightly diminishes the ghey factor, but only slightly.

 

[FlatTopFoley]

I see something much more disturbing than those .40s taped to his hands. A penguins hat?

 

[clandestine]

So I guess all Gunsmiths in maryland are gay. 2 .40s are double gay. Penguins hat is thrice gay.

 

[browning guy]

We shall from this day forward call this SUPER GAY!!!!! NOW LEAD THE PARADE

 

[Huckleberry]

So I guess all Gunsmiths in maryland are gay. 2 .40s are double gay. Penguins hat is thrice gay.

Thrice?

Dude, that makes you sound even gayer than Stewie or those English guys on PBS while I'm waiting for Autoweek which makes me not gay for watching PBS.

 

[mcbruzdzinski]

I see something much more disturbing than those .40s taped to his hands. A penguins hat?

I think the Penguins hat is great!

 

[Gino z32]

totally off topic but holy crap, I knew him like 10 years ago. I knew Garrett was going into gun smithing but never knew where he ended up. Nice

and yes, the hat is pretty gay.

 

[Huckleberry]

Come on now, with .40's for hands, he doesn't need to worry about wiping - he has a 'life-partner' for that.

Or he just uses one of the Engage Tactical Gerbils.

Supposedly the gerbils have been genetically modify so human feces doesn't stick to their fur and specially trained in turd retrieval. Plus they've been trained to use rebreathers and NVGs for covert operations.

The Engage Tactical Gerbils aren't your typical Richard Gere Gerbils.

They're going to standard issue for MPD stakeout teams.