In MoCo, it's illegal for you to light a sparkler on the 4th of July.
MoCo directs the leftist political intelligencia and destiny of this state. O'Malley, Gansler, Frosh, Dumais, many others are all from MoCo. The so-called leaders from elsewhere are in lockstep -- or goose-step-- with them. For the children, of course.
Wanna light a sparkler this 4th of July to celebrate this country's independence?