I suddenly have this urge to purchase ammunition from Walmart. And let them have the address on my DL. I'd love to see them try to attempt that play.
God I love being active duty! I knew there was a reason I kept the parents' place as home of record!
Unless they pay a visit to dear old Mom and Dad at O'Dark-30 looking for you.
"Yea, Mom. I'm real sorry that the state trooper put you in a choke hold. And I'm sorry they maced Dad. Is Sparky, OK? How long did the vet say for GSW to heal?"
That'll make for a fun Thanksgiving or Christmas at home.