I was entering the Verizon Center in DC a few years back and discovered my pocket knife in my pocket just before going inside. I went over to a planter and discreetly removed it from my pocket and stashed the knife in a shrub, and retrieved it at the end of the event.Back in 2013, I was in the long line waiting to get into the House Office Building in Annapolis when I realized I had my assisted opening knife and my pepper blaster in my pockets. I really did not feel like walking all the way back to my car at the stadium and then returning, so I decided to just allow my charm and good looks carry me through the security checkpoint.
Bikebreath was with me that day, and he said he would deny even knowing me when I got caught, but my Pure Heart overwhelmed the Security Theater, and my contraband went undetected.
Somehow, Western Civilization survived.