VA standoff now at over 30 hours.

[coinboy]

SWAT standoff with armed woman in car passes 30-hour mark in Fairfax County

A Hybla Valley standoff passing the 30-hour mark Wednesday evening, as Fairfax County Police try to speak with a woman barricaded in her car.

wjla.com

 

[Scottysan]

what a bizarre situation...

 

[Mightydog]

Why the hell are they bringing her food, water and cigarettes? Woman supposedly kidnapped another woman then fled after she released her. Displayed a weapon and ignored police commands. Then puts out wacky media posts. Just fire a few teargas rounds into her car and end it.

 

[johnkn]

Because this woke country is worried about her feelings....


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[toppkatt]

Does she get bathroom breaks too? After 30 hours she is holding it pretty good.

 

[4g64loser]

Does she get bathroom breaks too? After 30 hours she is holding it pretty good.

I'd give her a seven eleven big gulp full of dr pepper or slushy, lace it with a ton of colon cleanser. She's coming out of the car in short order. When she does, a couple good, hard, pipe hitting "marksmen" do their thing on her but they use ALS tail stabilized bag rounds instead of a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. No need to get medieval.....yet.

 

[rbird7282]

I'd give her a seven eleven big gulp full of dr pepper or slushy, lace it with a ton of colon cleanser. She's coming out of the car in short order. When she does, a couple good, hard, pipe hitting "marksmen" do their thing on her but they use ALS tail stabilized bag rounds instead of a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. No need to get medieval.....yet.

Lol, well played Sir.


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[gforce]

bizarre, why provide sustenance to a barricaded kidnapper

 

[4g64loser]

Lol, well played Sir.


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Why thank you. Eruby will be along shortly with a better line, I'm sure, but I'll enjoy my transitory glory while it lasts.

 

[4g64loser]

bizarre, why provide sustenance to a barricaded kidnapper

Well, I could tell the old valium laced pizza story, but everyone always nods off when I do.

 

[4g64loser]

Shame they can't get a dude close enough to smash the muzzle of a riot bitch through the glass and let an ALS bore thunder round off. Like a flashbang in a 12ga shell, for when the bosses say "no grenades or ordnance" and you said "yes sir" because witnesses. In very enclosed spaces like cars or the bathroom of a trailer park palace (or a portashitter), they are very effective. Often there can be involuntary bowel and urinary motility. Vertigo has been reported. So have incredible, hangover-like, headaches.

 

[gforce]

Well, I could tell the old valium laced pizza story, but everyone always nods off when I do.

Lol

Shame they can't get a dude close enough to smash the muzzle of a riot bitch through the glass and let an ALS bore thunder round off. Like a flashbang in a 12ga shell, for when the bosses say "no grenades or ordnance" and you said "yes sir" because witnesses. In very enclosed spaces like cars or the bathroom of a trailer park palace (or a portashitter), they are very effective. Often there can be involuntary bowel and urinary motility. Vertigo has been reported. So have incredible, hangover-like, headaches.

Had to look that round up. 174dB at 5'. ouch. (dagum can think of a worse place than a portajon for anything like that)

 

[4g64loser]

Lol

Had to look that round up. 174dB at 5'. ouch. (dagum can think of a worse place than a portajon for anything like that)

The valium pizza thing is a reference to (more than one) incident where the dipshit kidnappers allowed food to be brought in. The valium pizza thing was an especially amusing example.

Horseplay among guys is a thing. When the tools of the trade include things like bore thunder rounds, well, it can get rough. Evidently, someone was having constipation issues. Someone thoughtfully decided to scare th shit out of him. Hilarity did not ensue. A new shithouse was needed.

In this case the bitch is gonna be in BAD shape if the interior of the car takes a bore thunder. Like hospital for a minute. And definitely going to need to be pressure washed before anyone puts her in the car.

 

[Biggfoot44]

30 plus hours , and full stomach . and she hasn't fallen asleep yet ?

 

[Crosseye Dominant]

Route 1 here in Alexandria has been a disaster all week. Just the other day about a mile north of this we had a big fire engine crash that shut down the whole road.

Much more of this and we should be granted honorary PG MD status.

On local forums there has been some confusion about pronouns and such of the mentally stressed individual (this comes from comments they posted on Instagram). Maybe due to a recent Nashville event authorities are being especially cautious.

Sucks for the mom and pop businesses here.

Other thing that is not cool is sick ambulance patients that need to get to or from Mt Vernon hospital are getting delayed by this.

 

[4g64loser]

30 plus hours , and full stomach . and she hasn't fallen asleep yet ?

You clearly haven't spent enough time around meth heads! Haha.

 

[Mightydog]

Finally charged. Multiple charges including felon in possession of a firearm.