Thieves swipe keys from valet stand in downtown D.C

[Sunrise]

Never get out of the boat
Never go to the drive through
Never use the valet
Never go to ludicrous popinjay restaurants in D. C.

This is good advice.

 

[ChesterW8]

Restaurants in DC are visually appealing, expensive, and mostly have subpar food.

 

[JohnnyE]

Always keep your car keys separate from your house keys. Some valet and repair shop folks have been known to copy a house key when the car's put in their hands.

 

[John from MD]

Harsh punishment is the only solution. More coddling and after-school basketball programs aren't going to fix this. So sick of all the blatant theft.

I vote for an Iranian sentence. Whack off the hand that stole the stuff.

After all, Brandon is all friendly with Iran now.

 

[Sunrise]

Always keep your car keys separate from your house keys. Some valet and repair shop folks have been known to copy a house key when the car's put in their hands.

That’s a very good point.

 

[Sunrise]

I vote for an Iranian sentence. Whack off the hand that stole the stuff.

After all, Brandon is all friendly with Iran now.

The punishment for these crimes isn’t nearly high enough.