- May 15, 2007
What do those magic words unlock??Get a survey. Put up "no trespassing" signs on every single tree along the property line.
Every single time he comes over, just repeat this:. "I am not inviting you onto my property. Please leave immediately and do not come back."
Don't even engage or listen to the property argument before the survey.
It is, but depending on property lines he may only have to fence what is adjacent to crazy.
Does anyone remember that video from PA and the neighbor snow removal incident? Good fences make good neighbors, and don't be an *******. Karma is a bitch.
Next time you catch him on your property, take him(may have to use some persuasion) to a secluded portion and have him start digging a hole. Tell him he had ample opportunity to mind his own business, but chose to invade your privacy. After he pisses himself, allow him to leave with the understanding that he never again sets a foot on your property, or anything you think is yours.
Credit given to a scene from Yellowstone for the idea.
I see no good, or easy solutions here. Hey, its a sellers market.
There is a saying “Give them enough rope to hang them selves. Playing defense never wins. Force the neighbor into the trap that has been carefully laid, and be prepared to do what must be done. Probably save the taxpayers a large sum of money in the future as well.