It’s all part of my clever disguise. Allows me to move unnoticed through parts of lower Montgomery County. They think I’m a granola cruncher from Tacoma Park or Cabin John as long as I don’t actually say anything out loud.
My 65 YO brother sports a pony tail as well a Kimber 45 on his hip and a small sig in his pocket. I'm sure the moms at the school think he is a genteel old man when he brings his youngest grandson to school in the morning. That is until he opens his mouth.