They are great for CCW and securing your make-up, tampons, and panties
Macroggression.
But it had to be done
serious though they are great it allows robbers to steal all your stuff quickly. Nothing is better then saying can you hold on Mr. Robber while you are trying to unzip your dong purse to get out your gun.
Dong purse!
This necro thread is hilarious. These posts above were around #9 to #15..../thread!
But just when I thought we were done... there was this:
Why not just keep it in your vagina?
killin' me bro!