Seriously. We can joke about Doritos, or whatever. But altered is altered. I don’t want someone in an altered state behind the wheel, operating heavy equipment, doing surgery or holding a firearm
Too much sugar make you altered. Prescriptions drugs make you altered. We can carry this so far as to remove all rights.
Between us, shh. Iocane powder makes you altered, but I have spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. Don't pick on my stuff.