ENGLAND BANS ZOMBIE KNIVES

WeaponsCollector · Aug 22, 2016

The idiocy of gun and knife ban supporters never ceases to amaze me!

"Zombie knives are absolutely horrific weapons. Forces are determined to reduce the harm caused by these and all other dangerous weapons. There is no place for knife crime within society and this ban is further commitment to keeping communities safe." - Chief Constable Alf Hitchcock, National Police Chiefs’ Council Lead for Knife Enabled Crime

eruby · Aug 22, 2016

I'm going to The Winchester. :sad20:

DutchV · Aug 22, 2016

Because they want to be completely unarmed when the Muslims come to rape their children.

Armadillofz1 · Aug 22, 2016

zombie knife hoarding in 3, 2, ...

GUNSnROTORS · Aug 22, 2016

Florescent lime green paint is next ...

Threeband · Aug 22, 2016

Let them try to ban cricket bats.

zoostation · Aug 22, 2016

I'm surprised you're still allowed to call them zombies. Not "Necrotically-Challenged Displaced Corpse Persons."

#ZUM

Zombie Unlives Matter

lee2 · Aug 22, 2016

Oh God, the stupid hurts!

ohen cepel · Aug 22, 2016

Is this for real?!?!?! The Brits used to rule most of the world and now they fear lime green knives. The stupid hurts...........

BeoBill · Aug 22, 2016

THAT is what epic failure as a nation looks like. :sad20:

llkoolkeg · Aug 22, 2016

Step right up and get it while you still can- The ZombieProphy !!!

Legislation has already been introduced in the Lower House to address reported impregnation that has resulted from casual use of these dangerous sheathes.

Doctor_M · Aug 23, 2016

I love how the reporter excitedly states that these are ordered from the internet and imported from America.... I'll bet you a pound of premium bacon that there isn't one of those made in America... they are almost all made in.... wait for it... China. Maybe 5% from Pakistan, but all of those cheap knives come from Asia.

Bob A · Aug 23, 2016

Britain has been circling the drain since WWII. They lost the cream of society in two devastating wars, and ended up flat broke by 1945. Then the remaining wussies took down the aristocracy with huge taxation, destroyed the delicate balance of rural life in the process, fainted at the thought of fox-hunting and other "blood sports", banned guns, banned pint mugs, and are currently in the process of banning pointy sharp things.

We're on the same down escalator, about two generations behind, at most.

5cary · Aug 23, 2016

Laugh all you want.

In 30 years my kids will be losing pocket knives in boating accidents. If it wasn't a worry, then sites like this would not be needed.

Alarmist? Ask yourself what people 30 years ago, when we had gun clubs and shooting teams in many rural high schools, would say if we told them a child could be suspended for biting a pop tart into the shape of a gun.

There's a reason it's called "progressive". We are well on our way. Once we lose the SC, it's only a matter of time. No need to repeal 2A...just interpret it.

The UK is an advanced microcosm of way too many Leftist regions/states in the US.

WeaponsCollector · Aug 24, 2016

Here's some links to document the idiocy. Make no mistake there are many people in America who would also ban knives(mostly democrats!). It can only happen here if we let it!

Zombie knives banned in England and Wales
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/zombie-knives-banned-in-england-and-wales

England bans horror movie-inspired 'zombie knives'
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...horror-movie-inspired-zombie-knives/88817926/

‘Zombie knives’ banned in England, Wales after death of 17-year-old
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/16/zombie-knives-banned-in-england-wales-after-death-/ef Constable Alf Hitchcock, National Police Chiefs’ Council Lead for Knife Enabled Crime

sailskidrive · Aug 24, 2016

LOL... with so much banned stuff, I wonder how the common person even keeps track of it.

I attended a Quarterly Business Review for our company a few weeks ago in St Louis. We were talking to the two guys that cover the Uk and they told us that they had to attend an advanced safety briefing before being allowed to travel state side. We just laughed.

Dr Dano HPR · Aug 25, 2016

sailskidrive said:
LOL... with so much banned stuff, I wonder how the common person even keeps track of it.

I attended a Quarterly Business Review for our company a few weeks ago in St Louis. We were talking to the two guys that cover the Uk and they told us that they had to attend an advanced safety briefing before being allowed to travel state side. We just laughed.

I hope you took them to a gun show and the gun range afterwards. Nothing blows their minds more than to see "Freedom" flowing across the tables at a gun show. I remember a British ex-pat from our gun club taking his father to a gun show when he came for a visit. The father bought a couple swords to take back because that is all they were allowed to have and home invasion was becoming a "thing" in England at the time. This was 15-20 years ago.

TheGunnyRet · Aug 25, 2016

Hey Wait! Wasn't that a ZOMBIE Swing Set...SOCIALISM at its Best Stupidity...

I guess the Brits will soon all be eating Baby Food...as a result of Banning all Knives...But then maybe the outcome will be better teeth...

BREXIT=Brain Exiting Head...

DoNoHarm · Aug 25, 2016

Threeband said:
Let them try to ban cricket bats.

Like this one?! https://www.coldsteel.com/liverpool-assassin.html

Threeband · Aug 25, 2016

DoNoHarm said:
Like this one?! https://www.coldsteel.com/liverpool-assassin.html

I'm sure that could put paid to many a zombie.

I was referring to the classic wooden bat which proved so effective in this documentary:

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