Morning Incident at Crofton Woods

CrawfishStu · Sep 11, 2018

From: Birus, Rebecca L
Sent: Tuesday, September 11, 2018 10:12 AM
Subject: Morning Incident

Good Morning Parents,

I wanted to let you know about an incident that occurred during arrival this morning. Before students arrived, one of the maintenance workers alerted the office that there was something suspicious lying on the ground in the back parking lot. I called the police immediately and had them come out and investigate. It turns out that the items were what they referred to as “dummies” that looked like bullets, but were not actual bullets. They collected all the items and took them off of school property. We are supposing that they were in the trash dumpster and fell out when the dumpster was emptied early this morning. At no time were any students in danger. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to call me at school.

Thank you and have a great day! See you tonight at Back to School Night!

Principal Birus

R. Lynn Birus, Principal

Crofton Woods Elementary School

1750 Urby Drive

Crofton, MD 21114

410-222-5805

410-721-1054

Fax: 410-451-3021

Squaregrouper · Sep 11, 2018

The need to keep the uninformed parents in a perpetual state of fear.

welder516 · Sep 11, 2018

I wonder what happens when the find rocks and hammers .

whistlersmother · Sep 11, 2018

welder516 said:
I wonder what happens when the find rocks and hammers .

Should be okay if a sickle comes with the hammers...

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CrawfishStu · Sep 11, 2018

Dummies?

CrazySanMan · Sep 11, 2018

They weren't the only dummies in the office that day.

whistlersmother · Sep 11, 2018

Look like ear plugs...

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Jim12 · Sep 11, 2018

Will this find its way into the statistics as an attempted school shooting?

GuitarmanNick · Sep 11, 2018

Each one will be counted as a separate incident.

Threeband · Sep 11, 2018

Snowflakes are piling up, and it's only September.

babalou · Sep 11, 2018

yup, looks like ear plugs to me, as well.

Threeband · Sep 11, 2018

Those earplugs are a famous example of journalistic incompetence from the Ferguson riots.

This terrifying incident in Crofton is something else, unrelated to that old photo.

rsideout · Sep 11, 2018

So the landscaper using a backpack blower left his ear plugs on the ground and this created a snowflake triggering event?

Mr H · Sep 11, 2018

whistlersmother said:
Look like ear plugs...

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babalou said:
yup, looks like ear plugs to me, as well.

Threeband said:
Those earplugs are a famous example of journalistic incompetence from the Ferguson riots.

This terrifying incident in Crofton is something else, unrelated to that old photo.

The earplugs photo was from 2014... not from the school.

As for the school, I'm waiting for a "school-related firearms scare"...

Threeband · Sep 11, 2018

Exactly. To repeat a third time:

Those earplugs are NOT related to today's terrifying emergency! They are a JOKE, completely unrelated.

We don't know what was found at Crofton today. Whatever it was, it must have been absolutely horrifying.
After all, the Police were called!

I just don't know how the principal can claim, "No students were in danger." Obviously she is covering up, protecting herself. There must be an immediate exhaustive, intensive, intrusive investigation, with an unlimited budget and scope.

Why has the County Executive not declared a state of emergency? Why hasn't the governor suspended civil liberties? Obviously he hates children, and is almost certainly involved in the conspiracy. Typical Republican just wants to kill children .

The only appropriate response is mindless hysteria.

FrankOceanXray · Sep 11, 2018

Will grief counselors be available? I need to skip the line.

Threeband · Sep 11, 2018

Grief councilors and emotional support ponies.
And crayons.

Bikebreath · Sep 11, 2018

Why did the school remain open? Good gosh!

FrankOceanXray · Sep 11, 2018

Threeband said:
Grief councilors and emotional support ponies.
And crayons.

I am allergic to equines. My support duck will be in tow. :thumbsup:

Mack C-85 · Sep 11, 2018

You think this is a cluster....we got a letter about the kid who dropped his folded pocket knife out of his gym shorts. Absolutely no threat, forgot he had on the first days of school.......

Of course, the snowflakes were reassured that he was turned over to the school resource officer and appropriate disciplinary action was applied.

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